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Dexter: Lost Boys

Trinity: "You're a dear boy, Arthur. So innocent, kind-hearted. Promise me you'll always stay that way."

This episode had me on the edge of my seat with my stomach churning, even though I was fairly certain Dexter would rescue the boy in time. Which, of course, he did.

Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii

Donna: 'You fought it off with a water pistol! I bloody love you!'

At the heart of tonight's episode was a question which has plagued the fictional time traveller since time immemorial: is it permissible to risk the future in order to save the past? For the Doctor, an old hand at these sorts of conundrums, the answer was a resounding no. For Donna, a relative newcomer to wide-scale catastrophe, the question raised all manner of complex considerations, and provided a stark introduction to the moral quagmire of time tourism.

Doctor Who: Partners in Crime

Donna: 'I'm waving at fat.'

After 'The Runaway Bride,' I was unsure whether having Catherine Tate as a permanent companion would be good for the show. There's already a thick seam of humour running through Nu-Who—would the introduction of a renowned comedienne upset the already precarious balance of humour and drama? Thankfully, her character this season was a far cry from the Donna we saw back in 'The Runaway Bride'. This was a more vulnerable and wistful Donna. Gone is the shouting fishwife—and I have to say, I think it was a change for the better.

Glee: Ballads

Will: "Ballad. Who knows what this word means?"
Brittany: "It's a male duck."

If "Vitamin D" was the comedic gold standard of Glee's first season, then "Ballads" is certainly its emotional one. I think tonight's episode is about as close as the show has come to achieving the near-perfection of the series Pilot. Without question, Will, Mercedes and Finn delivered their best musical performances to date. Artie was pretty darn impressive, but "Confessions" was just too awesome to be beat.

V: It's Only the Beginning

I'll come right out and say it: I was not impressed with "It's Only the Beginning." In fact, my opinion of the show is getting worse with each episode. I thought the premier was good, and the 2nd episode not too bad. But it's just gone downhill from there for me.

Before I dive into my review, I should post a disclaimer. Despite my guest writer status at Billie Doux, I am not generally a fan of science fiction. With the exception of Battlestar Galactica (which, I think we can all agree, was exceptional for any genre), the only 2 shows I've ever watched knowing it was sci-fi-ish are Dollhouse, because of Joss Whedon, and Fringe, because of JJ Abrams.

Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned

Astrid: 'That's a spaceship?'
Doctor: 'Oy! Don't knock it!'

Well, this year's Christmas Special was definitely more festive than 'The Runaway Bride'. (Not difficult, I know.) It looked stunning, the costumes were beautiful, and there was festive nonsense galore—but something about it just didn't click for me.

Heroes: Thanksgiving

Sylar: "You have raised the evil incarnate bar to an entirely new level. Thank you for giving me something to strive for."

At last, my favorite Heroes character has returned. It's been too long, Mister Muggles.

Fringe: August

“Who are these people?”

Fox was marketing this episode as, if not life-changing, at least show-changing. The Observer! More information! Answers, answers, answers! [Say that last bit like an announcer at a monster-truck rally.] What we got was a pretty standard stand-alone: guy does something weird, Fringe Division tries to figure it out and discovers there’s a twist, guy is neutralized and we’ve all learned something about ourselves. What we haven’t learned more about, though, is the Pattern or the coming War or even what the Observers are up to.

Dexter: Hungry Man

Dexter: "I just don't want to do any damage."
Rita: "You're a parent. Parents do damage."

Disturbing. Also shocking. I had trouble sleeping after I saw this one. And that's not something I've ever said about a Thanksgiving episode of anything.

Doctor Who: Time Crash (Children in Need Special)

Tenth Doctor: 'Wibbly wobbly...'
Both Doctors: 'Timey wimey!'

I love the Children In Need specials. Despite being irregular, they're always of a decent quality and, although seldom giving us anything significant in terms of plot development, they always entertain. And what's not to like about seeing Peter Davison grace our screens again? Sure he's a bit older and little heavier—but the man's still got it.

Stargate Universe: Life

I’ve grown to enjoy Stargate Universe overall, but after reading the teaser blurb for ‘Life,’ I was not looking forward to the episode. The notion of Scott and Wray visiting their loved ones on Earth via the communication stones was seriously unappealing. I detest the stones, and had little confidence that this episode would do anything to address the serious moral and ethical problems with their use. Plus, I’m not a big fan of Scott’s, so spending extended getting-to-know-you time with his character was not high on my list. In fact, we postponed watching this episode until Sunday night, because we just couldn’t muster up the interest to watch before then.

So, my expectations going into the episode were pretty darn low, and sadly, ‘Life’ did not “disappoint.” The episode had some interesting elements (namely Rush’s chair discovery and Camille’s evolving mental state), but the rest of the story left me largely bored or irritated.

Smallville: Pandora

"Kneel before Kal-El."

And it's the apocalyptic future! I love it when they do the alternate-timeline no-consequences anything-goes sort of thing on Smallville. We get to see the good stuff that we know we'll never see in the actual series. It's the bread-and-butter of comic book plots.

FlashForward: Believe

“Love crazy.”

I’ve been thinking a lot about DrNanaMom’s V review: we’ve been spoiled by so much great science fiction lately, and it’s hard to deal with some shows that are just good, but not stellar. This idea kept occurring and re-occurring as I watched this week’s FlashForward—and then I had a brainstorm: is this science fiction? Sometimes, it’s a police procedural, especially when Mark and Demetri are the focus. Sometimes it’s a medical procedural, too: the House-style ‘what’s killing the patient?!’ episode from a few weeks ago comes to mind.

Supernatural: Abandon All Hope

Crowley: "What if I give you this thing, and you go kill the Devil?"

With an episode title like "Abandon All Hope," you know it's not going to end well. And sure enough, it didn't end well.

NewsFlash: Lost returns in February


We finally have a date! And it's not going to run on Thursday!

According to the Sci-Fi Wire, Lost returns with a one-hour recap special at 8:00 ET/PT, and a two-hour season premiere at 9:00, on February 2 (Groundhog Day!), 2010. It will then air on Tuesdays at 9:00.

The cast list is intriguing. "Lost stars Naveen Andrews as Sayid, Nestor Carbonell as Richard Alpert, Emilie de Ravin as Claire, Michael Emerson as Ben, Jeff Fahey as Frank Lapidus, Matthew Fox as Jack, Jorge Garcia as Hurley, Josh Holloway as Sawyer, Daniel Dae Kim as Jin, Yunjin Kim as Sun, Ken Leung as Miles, Evangeline Lilly as Kate, Terry O'Quinn as Locke and Zuleikha Robinson as Ilana."

It's coming!

Heroes: Brother's Keeper

So, let me see. Matt is officially dead, except he's not. Mohinder is officially dead, except he's not. Nathan is actually dead, except Sylar still thinks he's Nathan. Claire got frozen and dismantled, but she's just fine.

V: A Bright New Day

I have to start this review with some provisos. I never saw the original V series and I love crappy, escapist sci-fi. I think that in recent years we have been spoilt by intelligent, well-acted, well thought out science fiction. V is not this. It is splashy, exotic and full of stolen threads from other sci-fi shows. That said, as I mentioned, I love crappy, escapist sci-fi, and there are a few interesting things that keep V interesting and watchable.

Smallville: Idol

Tell me again why there haven't been episodes centered around Lois this season until now?

We had Lois in therapy, which was just funny waiting to happen. We're finally exploring one of the big recurring themes in the Superman story – Lois being caught between two completely different men who happen to be the same guy. And we even had Lois and Clark love scenes! Really! Can you believe it?

Dexter: Road Kill

Dexter: "You stepped off a roof."
Trinity: "It was a mistake. We all make them."

Does Dexter have a soul? He isn't sure he does. But he certainly had a crisis of conscience over killing Farrow. And let's face it: compared to Trinity, Dexter looks like the picture of sanity.

Fringe: Of Human Action

“Massive Dynamic. It was just a name, until now.”

Massive Dynamic and Fringe Division teamed up this week to solve a kidnapping: at first blush, it looks like two used car salesmen kidnapped an innocent teenager. But, surprisingly, there’s more to the story: the kid is the kidnapper, and he’s controlling the adults around him. Mostly, he just needs them to drive him places, but that leads to all sorts of wacky shenanigans.

2012

“Today, we are one family.”

There’s nothing like a global disaster to bring people together. Not all people, of course. Just some people. Nice people. Unobjectionable people. Normal Joes and regular gals and spunky precocious children. The people who really matter: they’re the ones who should be given exemption from aliens/global blizzards/invading British/gigantic apes/saber-tooth tigers/Armageddon.

Stargate Universe: Time

I enjoyed ‘Time,’ even though the ending felt like a bit of a cop out. I guess we are just supposed to assume that Scott’s last recording does the trick and the next time through the loop the Destiny crew gets it right. Or they screw it up again and send another kino back, and so on, until they do get it right, and next week we’ll be back to the full parasite-free crew.

What I really liked about the episode (aside from getting to see Chloe die --- twice!!), was that once again they gave the typical Stargate formula (go through the gate, get into trouble, get out of trouble, go back through the gate) a twist by using the predicament to provide more character insight. We got to know Eli and T.J. better, and I thought we had some nice, small moments with Greer and Rush.

Supernatural: The Real Ghostbusters

Chuck: "The way I look at it, it's really not jumping the shark if you never come back down."

I've been to more than my fair share of sci-fi conventions. I've worn a Starfleet uniform in public, danced the night away with guys dressed like Klingons, and spent hours in autograph lines. And I know that con-goers are not treated well in the television/movie world. We're usually portrayed as immature, unattractive, detail-obsessed losers who can't function in the real world. So I went into this episode with some apprehension.

FlashForward: Playing Cards with Coyote

"Everything's back to being up to us again."

There's something that's just not working for me.

Glee: Wheels

Sue: "If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form. They're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning."

What a wonderful and unexpected return from hiatus. I was expecting Glee to come back with a bang - all bite, snark, and over the top drama. Instead, we were treated to a sweet and sincere episode that focused on some of our supporting characters: Artie, Kurt, and Tina. What a way to get, er, rolling after the 3 week break.

V: There is No Normal Anymore

‘There is No Normal Anymore’ wasn’t as entertaining as the pilot, but it was a decent enough follow-up to the events of that episode, particularly regarding the burgeoning resistance and the Visitors increasing foothold on Earth. The story feels a bit derivative and cliché at times (how could it not, since it is based on an old series?), but the writers are still managing to wring some tension of out the old “trust no one” chestnut. I felt just like Agent Erica --- suspicious of nearly everyone, particularly at the FBI office. Rekha Sharma (Tory, Battlestar Galactica) feels like a prime Visitor candidate, as does Father Jack’s fellow priest (he’s just way too cool with their arrival). After their private confrontation about her missing partner, I think maybe Erica’s boss (Roark Critchlow) is a normal human --- but I’m not 100 percent sure. Ack! They are everywhere!

NewsFlash: Fox cancels Dollhouse


Fox, in a move that is surprising no one, is canceling Dollhouse. The good news is that all of the episodes will air, and that Joss Whedon will have enough advance notice to put a (hopefully) satisfying end to the series.

On Whedonesque, Joss Whedon commented:

Hmm. Apparently my news is not news.

I don't have a lot to say. I'm extremely proud of the people I've worked with: my star, my staff, my cast, my crew. I feel the show is getting better pretty much every week, and I think you'll agree in the coming months. I'm grateful that we got to put it on, and then come back and put it on again.

I'm off to pursue internet ventures/binge drinking. Possibly that relaxation thing I've read so much about. By the time the last episode airs, you'll know what my next project is. But for now there's a lot of work still to be done, and disappointment to bear.

Thank you all for your support, your patience, your excellent adverts. See you again. -j.

Heroes: Shadowboxing

The Haitian finally has a name: Rene. It's about time. Actually, it's really late.

Smallville: Kandor

Surprise. I actually rather liked this one, too. It was like a call-back to Superman 2, but with clones. And it's always fun when we delve into the baseline Superman mythology.

Dexter: Slack Tide

Dexter: "This is a little too 'Into the Woods' for me."

Oops.

Stargate Universe: Earth

Hmmm... Stuff to like in this one, and stuff to intensely dislike. I don’t quite know where to begin. Let’s try the positive.

It was nice to see them attempting something bold to get everyone back home. The idea to dial the gate while recharging in a star made perfect sense, and I’m glad they put it out there and explored the possible dangers associated with that plan. Was it really doomed to failure, or did Rush simply sabotage the effort because he doesn’t want to go home? I’d say both are equally likely. Guess time and Eli will tell.

FlashForward: The Gift

“What you call cheating, I call finding a way to change the game.”

How do you win a game when the only rule is fate and the only outcome is foreordained? You change the players. We got our first glimpse of the possibility of hope—that is, the possibility of change—but that hope came at a huge price. It’s a LeapForward in the philosophical implications of the flashforwards.

And yes, that’s also a pun.

Supernatural: Changing Channels

Dean: "Right about now, I wish I was back in a TV show."
Sam: "Yeah. Me, too."

Pleasantville on acid. I gave this episode four stars in the first few minutes. By the time they got to the Knight Rider parody, I was worn out from laughing. Like "The Monster at the End of This Book," it was fiction within fiction, a television show inside a television show, transparent symbolism about how their entire lives have been manipulated from the outside. I love stuff like this.

Fringe: Earthling

“I just wanted to make the world a safer place.”

As though the traditional threats of MRSA and staph infections, and the new threat of swine flu, weren’t enough, now we’ve got a shadowy Russian radiation-craving night nurse cosmonaut to worry about at the hospital. We also have the even more frightening threat of what looks like a string of stand-alone episodes to contend with—this one was pure mind-candy, with creepy ghosts and fulfilled vendettas and a touching emotional scene. But there wasn’t an ounce of mythology here. Not. One. Ounce.

The X-Files: Young at Heart

Case: The apparent return of an old nemesis of Mulder’s, a murderer believed to have died in prison four years ago.

Destination: Washington, D.C. area

When a jewelry store robbery and murder are linked to a series of armed robberies/murders Mulder helped to solve as a new agent, he begins to believe a man he thought was long dead is responsible. Turns out the perpetrator, John Barnett, was the victim of genetic experimentation while in prison, and is now back on the outside, having been successfully reverse aged. While trying to re-capture Barnett, Mulder must face the emotional fallout from the old case, in which an agent died because Mulder followed protocol and didn’t shoot Barnett when he had the chance.

Eoin Colfer - And Another Thing...

It was with some trepidation that I started this book. I bought it on release, yet couldn't quite bring myself to read it. Fear of disappointment was my main worry. I'm a massive fan of Douglas Adams' work and of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy franchise in particular. I heard the original radio series when I was in my teens and instantly fell in love with the hapless Arthur Dent. Since then, I've devoured everything to do with the series – books, radio adaptations, the television series, audio books – I even managed to derive some pleasure from the movie (though not as much as I'd hoped... it was zarking awful).

V: Series Premiere

“We are of peace. Always.”

This was good. Not great, but good.

This review is full of spoilers, so don’t read it until you’ve seen the episode, please. For the sake of mankind.

NewsFlash:'V' Premiere a ratings hit

Over at The Live Feed James Hibberd has the ratings breakdown for the series premiere of V.Roughly 13.9 million viewers watched the first episode and this does not yet account for DVR views. Hibberd notes that V is "the highest-rated 8 p.m. drama series debut since ... ABC's LOST". There was news on other sites earlier this week about ABC replacing the original showrunner Scott Peters with Scott Rosenbaum who worked on NBC's Chuck. How this affects the show probably won't be seen by us until early spring as ABC made another change and will only be airing 4 episodes this year.

Heroes: Once Upon a Time in Texas

I was conflicted about this episode.

On the one hand, I really enjoyed the trip to the Burnt Toast of the past, because it reminded me of when Heroes was innovative and new and I liked it a lot more than I do now. On the other hand, I was expecting it to be an open and shut episode: a visit to see Charlie again, oops, can't save her without completely demolishing time and space, possibly with some twist I hadn't considered, end of story. But no. Now Charlie is a pawn in Sullivan's little game, a hostage to keep Hiro in line; she's not dead any more, but she's in character limbo. This just feels wrong. I don't want Charlie in character limbo.

Dexter: If I Had a Hammer

Marriage counselor: "See what happens when you're honest? You get what you need."

Episodes like this one are why I'm into Dexter. It was intense, funny, fast-moving, insightful, and the action with Trinity all had a direct relationship to the character development of Dexter himself. That's what we're here for, isn't it?

Stargate Universe: Water

‘Water’ had some interesting parts, but overall, I didn’t find it as compelling as last week’s episode. The episode did feature more “adventure” and less introspection, with the Young-Scott journey to Hoth and the on-ship confrontation with the sand entity, but the stakes just didn't feel as high this week (to be fair, how could they?). However, these situations served more as a means to explore the characters and their reactions, rather than as the sole focus of the episode, and I'm still liking this change in the story-telling approach. Even if it does sometimes feel like not much is happening.

NewsFlash: Ratings don't suck, mostly

The Sci-Fi Wire (my favorite news source) has the ratings lowdown for nearly every show we cover here at the Doux. The good news is: FlashForward, Fringe, Supernatural, and Stargate Universe are doing fine. The bad news? Heroes, Smallville and Dollhouse are in deep crap. We're not surprised, are we?

V

Season 1 | Season 2 |

A reboot of the 1980s science fiction thriller that wowed audiences, the new V starred the wonderful Elizabeth Mitchell and the equally wonderful Morena Baccarin and ran for two brief seasons (2009-2011). We reviewed the first four episodes.

Season One

1.1 Pilot
1.2 There is No Normal Anymore
1.3 A Bright New Day
1.4 It's Only the Beginning
1.5 Welcome to the War
1.6 Pound of Flesh
1.7 John May
1.8 We Can't Win
1.9 Heretic's Fork
1.10 Hearts and Minds
1.11 Fruition
1.12 Red Sky

Season Two

2.1 Red Rain
2.2 Serpent's Tooth
2.3 Laid Bare
2.4 Unholy Alliance
2.5 Concordia
2.6 Siege
2.7 Birth Pangs
2.8 Uneasy Lies the Head
2.9 Devil in a Blue Dress
2.10 Mother's Day