Lisa: "You want to know the truth?"
Dean: "Probably not."
Just a bit intense, huh? This is why I love sci-fi/fantasy. The truth was a huge issue, so what did we get? An evil goddess of Truth, where you find out what your loved ones really think about you and you kill yourself because it's unbearable.
Farscape: Rhapsody in Blue
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Jess Lynde
Moya’s crew is lured to a planet by a sect of renegade Delvian priests, so that their leader can learn Zhaan’s secret for staving off the madness caused by their darker impulses.Vampire Diaries: Masquerade
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Josie Kafka
Star Trek: Catspaw
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Billie Doux
Spock: "Under these conditions, fog is highly unlikely, Captain."
There aren't a lot of Halloween episodes on science fiction shows, possibly because witches, haunted castles and black cats don't blend that well with starships and aliens. I wrote a review of the Rocky Horror Picture Show last weekend and I couldn't stop thinking about it while writing this review. It was a dark and stormy night, and our starship broke down. Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?
There aren't a lot of Halloween episodes on science fiction shows, possibly because witches, haunted castles and black cats don't blend that well with starships and aliens. I wrote a review of the Rocky Horror Picture Show last weekend and I couldn't stop thinking about it while writing this review. It was a dark and stormy night, and our starship broke down. Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?
Glee: The Rocky Horror Glee Show
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Harry Earle
“How did a production of Rocky Horror turn into... my horror?”Glee got its freak on this week with the perfect episode for Halloween, the Rocky Horror Glee Show. We got some interesting and original themes such as the use and abuse of shock value in the arts and the guys’ body issues, and some tired plots such as Will’s desperation to impress Emma, leading to an inappropriately sexual performance for which he then apologises – sound familiar?
Stargate Universe: Cloverdale
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Jess Lynde
Chuck: Chuck versus the Aisle of Terror
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Josie Kafka
Casey: “Chuck, how’d you get here?”Chuck: “My mom dropped me off.”
Chuck has officially left the will-they-or-won’t-they problem behind. Now we’ve got a bigger problem: is she or isn’t she? (Before your mind goes to a dirty place, I’m talking about whether or not Chuck’s mom is a good spy or a bad spy.) All of that pales in comparison, though, to the real point of tonight’s episode: How To Get Along With Prospective And Actual In-Laws.
Dexter: First Blood
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Billie Doux
Lumen: "If you had something horrible happen to you, could you just forget about it and move on?"Well, no.
Dexter has spent his life reacting to something horrible that happened to him. Which is why I found this episode frustrating. Geez, Dexter. You obviously want to hunt them down. Lumen desperately needs help hunting them down. Will you just give up the fight and hunt them down, already?
Farscape: Till the Blood Runs Clear
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Jess Lynde
After his module gets damaged while creating a wormhole, Crichton and Aeryn are forced to put down on a nearby planet for repairs. While waiting, they discover Crais has been placing “wanted” beacons for D’Argo, Zhaan, and Rygel throughout the Uncharted Territories, and soon find themselves pretending to be bounty hunters to protect their shipmates from Blood Trackers.Smallville: Isis
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Billie Doux
Tess: "Lois finds a necklace, gets possessed by an Egyptian goddess, and now is flying around like Amelia Earhart minus the plane."Oliver: "Just another Friday night in Metropolis."
So one of the cast is possessed by an ancient being and wreaks havoc with newly acquired superpowers. Why does this sound so familiar? I can't even count the times they've done an episode like this, and even though Erica Durance rocked that goddess outfit, a recycled plot is a recycled plot.
Supernatural: Live Free or Twi-Hard
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Billie Doux
Robert: "You must be starving. Here you go."
Dean: "I'm okay. I killed so many people on the way over here."
This episode bummed me out. And it started so well. The Twilight parody opener with "Kristen" and "Robert" was perfect, right down to the creepy teen obsession, longing looks and stilted romantic dialogue. They even got the name "Lautner" in there.
Dean: "I'm okay. I killed so many people on the way over here."
This episode bummed me out. And it started so well. The Twilight parody opener with "Kristen" and "Robert" was perfect, right down to the creepy teen obsession, longing looks and stilted romantic dialogue. They even got the name "Lautner" in there.
Vampire Diaries: Plan B
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Josie Kafka
“She won. Katherine won.”Elizabeth Craft and Sarah Fain have worked on some great shows, but I never loved their episodes on Angel or Dollhouse. (I don’t remember which Shield episodes they wrote.) So I was both nervous and excited when I saw that this was their first VD episode. And then I forgot all about both nerves and excitement, as I was too busy hooting with merriment and then, at the end, gasping a “No they didn’t!” at the unanswering TV screen. And then doing it again, five minutes later.
Chuck: Chuck versus the Couch Lock
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Josie Kafka
“Big, gun-loving, commie-hating, forgiveness.”I can’t say enough great things about Adam Baldwin. He manages to load more emotion into a grunt or a hairy eyeball than any other actor I can think of, but this episode gave us another glimpse of another side of his actorly repertoire: physical comedy. Watching him lurch around like Frankenstein’s monster, switching from near-catatonia to dangling Morgan like a... dangly thing, just doesn’t stop being funny. And his history of being betrayed, and the way those betrayals have made him into the curmudgeon he is today, is nothing but touching.
Smallville: Homecoming
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Billie Doux
Lois: "You put the Smallville in Smallville, Smallville."This was the best Smallville episode in years. Or maybe I liked it so much because they finally gave me what I wanted.
Stargate Universe: Pathogen
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Jess Lynde
Another week, another episode that was not at all what I expected. I should really stop watching the previews, because this week they had me believing we’d get a story focused on what’s up with Chloe. Instead, her issues were just a small part of what initially felt like a very overstuffed, slice-of-life tale. Fortunately, what at first seemed like a scattered mess, gave way to a series of smaller stories exploring the theme of coping with loss or finding the strength to endure when something you love or need is slipping away.NewsFlash: Superman returns?
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Billie Doux

The 'who should play Superman' controversy has just reignited.
For quite awhile, we've been told that there would be a completely new cast. No Brandon Routh. Possibly Tom Welling. True Blood fans have been rooting for werewolf Joe Manganiello, who may have the most amazing chest on television.
Now that Zack Snyder is in charge, Brandon Routh is in the running again. Snyder says that he is aware of the significant fan support Routh has behind him. I'm one of those supporting fans. I want Brandon Routh.
Yes, Superman Returns was a flawed movie; I was wowed in the theater despite its problems, but the weaknesses get more and more obvious after a couple of viewings. Kevin Spacey wasn't quite right as Lex, although that might have been a writing or directing issue, not an acting issue. Kate Bosworth just wasn't Lois Lane. But I liked Brandon Routh in that movie; I liked him a lot. I thought he was big screen gorgeous, he projected tremendous strength as well as vulnerability, and I believed him in the part.
There seems to be a significant groundswell for Tom Welling, though. After all, he's been auditioning for ten years; Smallville wouldn't have lasted this long if he wasn't a believable Clark Kent. I like Tom Welling and I'd be okay with him in the role -- but only if they also give us Erica Durance as Lois Lane. Of all the Loises, she is my favorite; she's one of the main reasons I'm still watching Smallville. And if they have to bring back Lex Luthor, what about Michael Rosenbaum? Of all of the Lexes that ever Lexed, he was by far my favorite Lex.
What do you think? Routh? Welling? Either? Possibly Joe Manganiello (see photo on the right)? Someone else? Vote in the poll, and feel free to post a comment. I am really curious about whether or not I'm alone in my Brandon Routh love.This poll is now closed! Results are as follows:
Brandon Routh 44%
Tom Welling 31%
Either 4%
Joe Manganiello 8%
Someone else 13%
Dexter: Beauty and the Beast
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Billie Doux
Dexter: "The babysitter doesn't trust me because of the lies. Lumen doesn't trust me because of the truth."This is why Dexter isn't like other shows. Where else can you find such a deeply weird dramatic situation?
Fringe: Do Shapeshifters Dream of Electric Sheep?
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Josie Kafka
“You’re not his Olivia.”Last week, Fringe gave us parallels between our Olivia and a man whose mind had been altered beyond all expectation by scientists. This week, Fauxlivia’s double is the man—that is, the shapeshifter—who becomes so enmeshed in his cover story that he starts to believe it. But will Fauxlivia ever feel the connection with Peter and Walter that Olivia has? Or will her resistance to developing those connections make her subterfuge easier to discover?
Star Trek: The Doomsday Machine
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Billie Doux
Decker: "The commander is responsible for the lives of his crew, and for their deaths. Well, I should have died with mine."
I've always loved this episode. It does what good science fiction is supposed to do. Not only is it a marvelous indictment of the horror and folly of the nuclear arms race taken to galactic extremes, it features tight, exciting military drama and an outstanding guest performance by William Windom as a surprisingly sympathetic and heroic Captain Queeg.
I've always loved this episode. It does what good science fiction is supposed to do. Not only is it a marvelous indictment of the horror and folly of the nuclear arms race taken to galactic extremes, it features tight, exciting military drama and an outstanding guest performance by William Windom as a surprisingly sympathetic and heroic Captain Queeg.
Supernatural: Weekend at Bobby's
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Billie Doux
Bobby: "I'm damned if I'm going to sit around and be damned."
It can get awkward when a supporting character, even a strong one, has to carry an entire episode. Not this time, I'm happy to say.
It can get awkward when a supporting character, even a strong one, has to carry an entire episode. Not this time, I'm happy to say.
Glee: Duets
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Harry Earle
[Please give a warm welcome to Harry, who has just joined the Doux writing staff and will be reviewing Glee for us! -- Billie]“I know you’re lonely, but you’re not alone.”
Glee does duets. And it was “so frickin’ charming.” In fact, for the most part, they managed to avoid being too trite, and instead created an episode of Glee that wove together more plot threads than usual, and paid each of them off fairly well.
Stargate Universe: Awakening
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Jess Lynde
This episode kept me very off balance. I went into it with certain expectations regarding “the object” Destiny was steadily approaching, and what it turned out to be was a bit different than what I was anticipating. Add to that the dread of potential danger literally lurking around every corner, and a whole lot of suspicion regarding character motivations and actions, and you get a very uneasy episode that left me tense and on edge.Farscape: They've Got a Secret
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Jess Lynde
During a search for hidden Peacekeeper devices on Moya, D’Argo destroys a mysterious shield and is subsequently ejected into space. Aeryn recovers his body and Zhaan is able to revive him, but the deep-space hypothermia leaves him unsteady and suffering from a form of dementia in which he believes the crew are people from his past. Meanwhile, when the DRDs begin sabotaging the life support systems and Pilot loses consciousness, the crew suspects that Moya is trying to kill them and must figure out why and how to stop her.Chuck: Chuck versus the Coup d’Etat
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Josie Kafka
“You both are, without a doubt, crap communicators. Precious looks and whimsical little make-ups after big misunderstandings, you guys are fantastic. But actual real, live day-to-day communication about your feelings?”Haven: First Season Wrap-Up
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Billie Doux
Despite some missteps and several early episodes that registered too high on the gross-out meter for me (I almost stopped watching after the one with the exploding animals), I hung in there until the first season finale, and really enjoyed it. Haven definitely has potential, and I hope they'll fulfill that potential in season two.And by potential, I mean arc. Throughout the season, I kept wishing they'd get back to the main characters. Emily Rose (Audrey) and Lucas Bryant (Nathan) are strong leads and I like them both; I'm a lot more interested in Audrey's mysterious past and Nathan's bizarre affliction than I am in the latest "troubled person" wreaking unintentional havoc. I'm particularly intrigued by the discovery that Nathan can feel Audrey's touch; it's so romantic, but in an utterly creepy sort of way. I also liked the storyline about Nathan and his father, and its conclusion.
The supporting characters are good, too; the newspaper guys are occasionally fun, and I was sorry to lose the crusty coroner. Not quite sure what I think of her replacement slash daughter slash possible villain. The show could also make better use of the talented Eric Balfour (Duke), although his role did get bigger as the season progressed.
I have no idea if they're following the original Stephen King story or not, but I also like the little touches of King that they insert into the storyline (like Max being released from Shawshank prison). The Dead Zone did stuff like that, too, and yes, these are the same producers.
So – next season, I'll be there.
Did you watch the first season of Haven? What did you think?
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Billie Doux loves good television and spends way too much time writing about it.
Dexter: Practically Perfect
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Billie Doux
Dexter: "I want my wife back. But this will have to do."I think maybe Dexter should have checked for stray captives before going to town on Boyd. You think?
Glee reviews update
by
Billie Doux

Serena Yang has been reviewing Glee for us since it debuted last year. Here's a message from Serena:
Even though I've loved writing reviews for Glee this past season, sadly, I will no longer be able to do so moving forward due to the demands of my job.
As you know, all of the reviewers here graciously volunteer their time outside of their full time job to write for this site. Unfortunately, my job is based on chaos - I run a Program Mgmt group for a software company, and we pretty much have a career because releases never go as planned :-) Because of that, I often cannot meet my commitment to post a review in a timely manner, which is neither fair to you readers, or the other wonderful writers at Billie Doux, who end up filling in for me.
So moving forward, Billie, Dimitri and Sandy will be rotating reviews on Glee until they find someone to take Glee permanently. I'll chime in with my crazy points systems in the comments whenever I have time, as I love all of you guys and always enjoy hearing your opinions.
I wanted to thank all of you for reading this past year, and hope that you'll continue to enjoy this crazy show!
Serena
Thank you so much for doing such a great job for us, Serena.
Star Trek: The Apple
by
Billie Doux
Akuta: "Ah, yes. The holding, the touching. Vaal has forbidden this."
McCoy: "Well, there goes paradise."
There's an actual, interesting Biblical dilemma presented in this truly awful episode.
McCoy: "Well, there goes paradise."
There's an actual, interesting Biblical dilemma presented in this truly awful episode.
Fringe: The Plateau
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Josie Kafka
“Well, that wasn’t supposed to happen.”I was not initially impressed by this episode. Don’t get me wrong—it was quite strong, and I still enjoy learning about Over There, about the Fringe Division, about the relationships between Faux/Olivia, Alterna-Francis, and Lincoln Lee. But at first blush this felt like a stand-alone, and Fringe can be so much better than that when it wants to be. So I let it simmer for a while, and then I realized that this isn’t a stand-alone at all: it is a compelling thematic and psychological step in the progression towards…whatever it is we’re progressing towards.
Supernatural: The Third Man
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Billie Doux
Dean: "Why does Rafael want to bring back all this crap?"
Castiel: "He's a traditionalist."
Good times. This episode felt more like the Supernatural I love than the last two.
Castiel: "He's a traditionalist."
Good times. This episode felt more like the Supernatural I love than the last two.
Smallville: Supergirl
by
Billie Doux
Lois: "I think it's time to blow this bondage ball."Lois is back (yay), and she still knows about Clark, with no convenient amnesia (yay)! It was like when Chloe first knew, but didn't tell Clark that she knew. And of course, Lois knows that Clark and Kara are two of a kind, not meteor freaks at all. Did Carter tell Lois that Clark was an alien? I don't think he did, did he?
Vampire Diaries: Kill or Be Killed
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Josie Kafka
“You’re just being a good friend.” Our Theme of the Week is friendship: Damon’s friendship with the Sheriff, Caroline’s friendship with Elena, Jeremy’s burgeoning relationship with Tyler Lockwood. Even Mason Lockwood’s friendship-with-benefits with Katherine, Stefan’s brotherhood with Damon, and Elena’s friendly soulmate-ship with Stefan are examples of the different ways people can express their devotion and loyalty to one another.
Glee: Grilled Cheesus
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Billie Doux
Emma: "God works in all kinds of mysterious ways. But I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend a lot of time trying to speak to us through sandwiches."I have to give this show major credit for taking on God, the nature of faith, and the face of Jesus on a grilled cheese sandwich. They made it work, too. In fact, I cried through most of the episode. And I mean in a good way.
Caprica: Unvanquished
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Jess Lynde
When Caprica ended its initial run, I was intrigued and excited to see where the story would go next. But this first episode back was rather underwhelming. Instead of building on the momentum of the multiple cliffhangers in the mid-season finale, the writers opted to skip ahead an indeterminate period of time and return to the moody slow-build of the earliest episodes --- doling out lots of reasonably intriguing philosophical ideas, but very little story.Stargate Universe: Aftermath
by
Jess Lynde
Chuck: Chuck versus the Cubic Z
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Josie Kafka
“I wouldn’t call that lining silver so much as copper, or zinc, or manganese.”Sometimes, you want a delicate French wine with floral hints and a robust finish—you can drink in on a romantic spyventure to Monaco with your superhot sweetie. Instead, life hands you lemons (Nicole Richie and Stone Cold Steven Austin). Do you get all puckery and upset, or learn to deal with Splenda-flavored lemonade? Have you lost my metaphor? What I’m really asking is: can Chuck and Sarah deal with possibly wanting slightly different things? Can they deal with compromise, and the difficult realities of a functioning, realistic relationship?
Smallville: Shield
by
Billie Doux
Carter: "That is the Sun God Ra, bringer of light and life. He was revered." Lois: "He has the head of a parakeet."
Farscape: DNA Mad Scientist
by
Jess Lynde
Moya’s crew seeks the assistance of Namtar, a scientist who can create a “genetic map” to one’s homeworld using a DNA sample. When only one of the maps he provides for D’Argo, Zhaan, and Rygel can be read by Moya, the three quickly turn to squabbling and deceit to ensure their own victory in the “voyage home” sweepstakes. Meanwhile, Aeryn becomes an unwitting test subject in Namtar’s eugenics experiments.Dexter: Hello, Bandit
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Billie Doux
Dexter: "It's said there are seven stages of grief. I suppose killing someone with my bare hands in a men's room was my way of working through the anger stage."Very creepy. Very funny. Very Dexter.
Star Trek: Mirror, Mirror
by
Billie Doux
Spock: "Apparently, some kind of transposition has taken place. I find it... extremely interesting."
I've always loved this episode, and I'm not the only one. It's a perennial favorite.
I've always loved this episode, and I'm not the only one. It's a perennial favorite.
Supernatural: Two and a Half Men
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Billie Doux
Samuel: "Congratulations, it's a boy. Sometimes."The opener completely creeped me out. Maybe because of the unspoken horror movie rule that babies are noncombatants. But the baby exploding and turning into the picture on the diaper box was hilarious. Monster babies. Very Supernatural.
Vampire Diaries: Memory Lane
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Josie Kafka
“I want her to like me.”It may be the heat-wave that won’t abate. It may be that my work schedule demanded that I flip-flop my waking hours and my sleeping hours, which is very hard to do when you’re not sixteen anymore. It may be the succulent peach I enjoyed while watching this episode. I may just be horribly wrong. But I’m going to say it anyway: I think “Memory Lane” was possibly the most artfully constructed episode of television I have seen in a long, long time.
Fringe: The Box
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Josie Kafka
“Distraction.”Nothing is what it appeared to be in this episode, and—as with last week—I’m not sure we have all the answers yet, either. Our Theme of the Week is distraction, but it’s distraction used for deception: not just the characters deceiving each other, but also the writers deceiving us.
Farscape: That Old Black Magic
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Jess Lynde
When Crichton foolishly falls victim to a malevolent sorcerer, he is forced into mortal combat with Crais, whose thirst for vengeance has become even more intense. Meanwhile, Zhaan must tap into the dark side of her spiritual powers to save him.
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