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Screen Junkies, the folks behind Honest Trailers, put together an hour-long recap of all seven seasons of Game of Thrones. It's quick, it's useful, it's just funny enough to keep you interested. There it is, right down there:
Watching the recap, I was reminded of a few lingering questions: Is Stannis really really dead, or just mostly dead? Will we ever see Lady Stoneheart? Will Nymeria ever return to Arya? Do you think those White Walkers might have evil intentions?
I also started to think about what I want from the show. Do I want Jon Snow to be king of Westeros, or do I want him to die a hero's death? Is Dany a good queen? Can Tyrion win, please? And can The Hound find true love?
What about you? What do you want from the last season of Game of Thrones?
Josie Kafka is a full-time cat servant and part-time rogue demon hunter. (What's a rogue demon?)
I just want the hound to kill the mountain and the queen bitch to die
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I want Sansa and Arya to be happy. That's it. I don't care what happens to anyone else.
ReplyDeleteBefore Bran can tell Jon his heritage he is killed by the whitewalker king.
ReplyDeleteIn the battle against the white walkers, Daenerys once again shows her hypocrisy regarding cruelty and is captured and killed by Lord Varys (who was working for his lover Cercei this entire time). Varys is then turned into a white walker but inexplicably turns around with his undead army when the white walkers are losing the battle...leaving Jon Snow to ride into the north to fight the remaining undead with Tyrion, both shattered by their love for Danny. Samwell and Gilly proceed to have a massive litter of kids.
Sansa ascends to the throne with Arya as her hand (And Brienne dispatched to the east to try to make peace with Grey Worm and Missandei) to put right all that was wrong in this series as a great and peaceful leader (except for the fact that she is pregnant...by the lord of the light; cut to black)
I believe Jon was brought back only to fight the dead, and he will die with them. I expect Daenerys to also die in that battle, or possibly to be assassinated before it the way things are going. (I also expect most of the minor characters to die at Winterfell.) At that point I expect Sansa to lead the victorious army south, defeat and kill Cersei, and take the Iron Throne.
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