Something is wrong with Voyager’s bio-neural gel packs. In the meantime, it has somewhat belatedly occurred to Janeway that the Maquis crew-members who were never part of Starfleet and never went through basic training might need some… basic training.
Janeway chooses Tuvok to train up a few troublemakers because, she says, Chakotay does’t need to earn their respect the way Tuvok does. Tuvok's response is to go full-on Drill Sergeant Nasty. And so, most of the episode (when it’s not dealing with the medical needs of bio-neural gel packs and cheese) is a by-the-numbers military-training story, complete with long runs, unfit recruits, a trainer who sticks rigidly to the rules until the dramatic final act and everyone learning something from each other and ending up friends. Tuvok even comes up with a 24th century equivalent of cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush. In other words, it’s very, very dull.
The biggest problem with the episode’s concept, as pointed out by one of the unfortunate Maquis, is that none of these people chose to join Starfleet. As former terrorists, perhaps they could be given a choice between being permanently imprisoned in the brig and serving their time in the military, but there’s the tiny little problem of none of them having been put on trial or found guilty of any crime by a jury (presumably Janeway doesn’t have time to set up a court and more importantly, doesn’t want to have to convict Chakotay or Torres). Alternatively, they could be conscripted, but since Voyager isn’t currently at war and there is no government on the ship beyond Janeway, that's a bit of a dodgy option too. Perhaps she's made an executive decision to bring back some kind of (Inter)National Service? Federational Service? But in the end, none of this is as problematic as Chakotay simply punching them until they do as Tuvok says, saying that’s ‘the Maquis way.’
If the show was using this episode as a way to explore the dark side of Voyager’s situation and the difficult choices the crew were having to make, this might have worked. After all, there isn’t much else Janeway can do beyond find the Maquis crew work on her ship. She needs all the help she can get, and these four have been put through this training programme specifically because they are interfering with the running of the ship due to their lack of discipline, so she has good reason for needing to get them sorted out. The problem is that we’re expected to be entirely and unproblematically on Tuvok, Janeway and Chakotay’s side here in deciding that the best option is Starfleet-style basic training, with the Maquis crew-members clearly in the wrong for wanting no such thing, for who would not want to be part of the almighty Starfleet? At no point are these people offered any other option beyond confinement in the brig or being punched by Chakotay every day, while the fact that Kes and Neelix, while clearly making themselves useful, have not been forcibly enlisted into Starfleet is not remarked upon. That doesn’t sound entirely like a wonderful utopian future to me – it’s positively dystopian.
Things improve a bit when Tuvok follows Neelix’s advice and starts trying to understand the ‘recruits.’ The ending is obvious but satisfying, as Tuvok saves the young one’s life and shows that he does have a heart, and can bend the rules when necessary. But it’s really too late to save the episode, as we’re pretty much past caring by then.
Bits and pieces
- We open with more of Janeway’s super-dull holo-novel that never gets finished. The Victorian children Henry and Beatrice are seriously creepy, especially Henry. I think he might have escaped from The Village of the Damned.
- Still in the holo-novel, Janeway doesn’t know Latin, but plans to teach the children maths and the sciences. Worst. Governess. Ever. (I may be biased on that one).
- Why does Tuvok moan about the Maquis woman’s headband? I’m pretty sure Ensign Ro wore a headband for years. I thought Bajoran earrings were allowed, as religious items, as well. Perhaps I’m confusing Starfleet with my old school.
- The Doctor tries out his new and improved bedside manner on a bio-neural gel pack. It’s very funny.
- Tuvok almost admits to having a ‘mood.’ This is what repeated exposure to Neelix will do to you.
- The most memorable thing about this episode is the quotation about the cheese at the top of the page – and it’s remembered as a classic example of the occasional weakness of Voyager’s dialogue. And plots.
Tuvok: Your first command together was less than successful. You are all dead.
Neelix: Those Maquis aren’t Starfleet cadets, you can’t treat them the same way.
Tuvok: You're saying that the Maquis crew is rigid and inflexible, that they will never adjust to Starfleet rules?
Neelix: No, Mr. Vulcan. I'm saying that you are rigid and inflexible. But maybe if you'd learn to bend a little, you might have better luck with your class.
Ethically problematic and, worse than that, boring. One out of four reluctant recruits to the military.
Juliette Harrisson is a freelance writer, classicist and ancient historian who blogs about Greek and Roman Things in Stuff at Pop Classics.
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