Star Trek Voyager: Scorpion, Part 2

"They need you. They need this alliance. You have to make this work."

Voyager's fragile alliance with an old enemy starts to fall apart.

Star Trek Voyager: Scorpion, Part 1

"If that moment comes, we'll face it together. You're not alone, Kathryn."

Voyager reaches Borg space.

Star Trek Voyager: Worst Case Scenario

"You've just threatened the wrong woman, Chakotay."

B'Elanna agrees to join Chakotay in a mutiny – but something weird is going on, as Janeway and Chakotay barely know each other, and Seska is somehow alive and well...

Star Trek Voyager: Displaced

"Tell me that doesn't put a knot in your stomach."

A mysterious alien suddenly appears to interrupt Tom and B'Elanna's latest spat.

Star Trek Voyager: Distant Origin

"Did your eyes see the planet of our origin, the true home of our race?"

Chakotay is kidnapped by Dinosaur Aliens as a "human specimen".

Star Trek Voyager: Real Life

"I guess all of us would avoid that kind of pain if we could. But most of us don't have that choice."

The Doctor wants to experience family life for himself, so creates a holographic family on the holodeck, but things don't quite go as planned.

Star Trek Voyager: Before and After

"I'll bet you found out some pretty interesting things."

Kes wakes up with no memories shortly before her death, and finds herself jumping backwards in time.

Star Trek Voyager: Favorite Son

"Just enjoy yourself while you're here."

Oh dear, how do I describe this one? Um. So, have you ever seen Red Dwarf? You remember the episode with the space sirens, where they tried to lure the crew to their asteroids, and their first attempt was only at the level of sophistication required to lure the Cat? Where they pretended they didn't have enough men and they needed males to "spread their seed"? Well, in this episode, we meet a bunch of aliens who actually seriously mean that.

Star Trek Voyager: Rise

"I've been assigned to Lt. Tuvok's team, and no matter what I do, I can't seem to please him."

Neelix and Tuvok find themselves trapped on an endangered planet while trying to help the Bumpy Foreheaded Aliens of the Week.

Star Trek Voyager: Darkling

"Doctor, have you been messing around with your programme?"

The Doctor decides to fiddle with his programme without checking with B'Elanna or Kim first. It's a bad idea.

Star Trek Voyager: Unity

"I was so resistant to being linked – now I'm almost sorry it's over."

Chakotay and an expendable ensign get lost, and answer a Federation distress call by themselves while unable to contact Voyager. This goes about as well as you might expect.

Star Trek Voyager: Blood Fever

"Be careful what you wish for, Lieutenant."

And we find out why a new Vulcan character was suddenly introduced a few episodes back.

Content warning: discussion of sexual assault.

Star Trek Voyager: Coda

"I was getting awfully tired of talking about Talent Night."

Janeway and Chakotay crash another shuttlecraft.

Star Trek Voyager: Alter Ego

"Hi. My name's Harry Read-Me-Like-A-Book Kim."

Tuvok and Harry fight over a woman. Yes, really.

Star Trek Voyager: Fair Trade

"You're part of a family now."

Neelix reaches a personal milestone, as Voyager prepares to journey beyond the areas of space he knows and into the truly unknown.

Star Trek Voyager: Macrocosm

"Good health."

This episode is about an attack from a dangerous unknown virus that causes high fever and fluid in the lungs. Insert your own topically relevant remark here.

Star Trek Voyager: The Q and the Grey

"Out of all the females of all the species in all the galaxies, I have chosen you to be the mother of my child."

Q is back, and he has a very personal request to make of the Captain – but she is having none of it.

Five (And More) TV Characters Who Were Meant to Die

Death comes for us all eventually. Unless you're a new character on a popular TV show and the producers take a shine to you and decide to keep you around, in which case Death is told to get lost and only come back when the actor asks for a pay bump or time off so they can make some movies.

Star Trek Voyager: Warlord

"Who would have imagined that such fierce determination existed within that deceptively frail body?"

An alien dies in sickbay, and Kes starts behaving very oddly...

Star Trek Voyager: Future's End, Part 2

"Everything you guys do is just a little bit off."

So, not only was I rude enough abruptly to stop reviewing Voyager aaaages ago, I actually stopped in the middle of a two-parter – shocking behaviour!