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Star Trek Voyager: Learning Curve

‘Get the cheese to sickbay!’

Something is wrong with Voyager’s bio-neural gel packs. In the meantime, it has somewhat belatedly occurred to Janeway that the Maquis crew-members who were never part of Starfleet and never went through basic training might need some… basic training.

Janeway chooses Tuvok to train up a few troublemakers because, she says, Chakotay does’t need to earn their respect the way Tuvok does. Tuvok's response is to go full-on Drill Sergeant Nasty. And so, most of the episode (when it’s not dealing with the medical needs of bio-neural gel packs and cheese) is a by-the-numbers military-training story, complete with long runs, unfit recruits, a trainer who sticks rigidly to the rules until the dramatic final act and everyone learning something from each other and ending up friends. Tuvok even comes up with a 24th century equivalent of cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush. In other words, it’s very, very dull.

The biggest problem with the episode’s concept, as pointed out by one of the unfortunate Maquis, is that none of these people chose to join Starfleet. As former terrorists, perhaps they could be given a choice between being permanently imprisoned in the brig and serving their time in the military, but there’s the tiny little problem of none of them having been put on trial or found guilty of any crime by a jury (presumably Janeway doesn’t have time to set up a court and more importantly, doesn’t want to have to convict Chakotay or Torres). Alternatively, they could be conscripted, but since Voyager isn’t currently at war and there is no government on the ship beyond Janeway, that's a bit of a dodgy option too. Perhaps she's made an executive decision to bring back some kind of (Inter)National Service? Federational Service? But in the end, none of this is as problematic as Chakotay simply punching them until they do as Tuvok says, saying that’s ‘the Maquis way.’

If the show was using this episode as a way to explore the dark side of Voyager’s situation and the difficult choices the crew were having to make, this might have worked. After all, there isn’t much else Janeway can do beyond find the Maquis crew work on her ship. She needs all the help she can get, and these four have been put through this training programme specifically because they are interfering with the running of the ship due to their lack of discipline, so she has good reason for needing to get them sorted out. The problem is that we’re expected to be entirely and unproblematically on Tuvok, Janeway and Chakotay’s side here in deciding that the best option is Starfleet-style basic training, with the Maquis crew-members clearly in the wrong for wanting no such thing, for who would not want to be part of the almighty Starfleet? At no point are these people offered any other option beyond confinement in the brig or being punched by Chakotay every day, while the fact that Kes and Neelix, while clearly making themselves useful, have not been forcibly enlisted into Starfleet is not remarked upon. That doesn’t sound entirely like a wonderful utopian future to me – it’s positively dystopian.

Things improve a bit when Tuvok follows Neelix’s advice and starts trying to understand the ‘recruits.’ The ending is obvious but satisfying, as Tuvok saves the young one’s life and shows that he does have a heart, and can bend the rules when necessary. But it’s really too late to save the episode, as we’re pretty much past caring by then.

Bits and pieces

 - We open with more of Janeway’s super-dull holo-novel that never gets finished. The Victorian children Henry and Beatrice are seriously creepy, especially Henry. I think he might have escaped from The Village of the Damned.

 - Still in the holo-novel, Janeway doesn’t know Latin, but plans to teach the children maths and the sciences. Worst. Governess. Ever. (I may be biased on that one).

 - Why does Tuvok moan about the Maquis woman’s headband? I’m pretty sure Ensign Ro wore a headband for years. I thought Bajoran earrings were allowed, as religious items, as well. Perhaps I’m confusing Starfleet with my old school.

 - The Doctor tries out his new and improved bedside manner on a bio-neural gel pack. It’s very funny.

 - Tuvok almost admits to having a ‘mood.’ This is what repeated exposure to Neelix will do to you.

 - The most memorable thing about this episode is the quotation about the cheese at the top of the page – and it’s remembered as a classic example of the occasional weakness of Voyager’s dialogue. And plots.


Tuvok: Your first command together was less than successful. You are all dead.

Neelix: Those Maquis aren’t Starfleet cadets, you can’t treat them the same way.

Tuvok: You're saying that the Maquis crew is rigid and inflexible, that they will never adjust to Starfleet rules?
Neelix: No, Mr. Vulcan. I'm saying that you are rigid and inflexible. But maybe if you'd learn to bend a little, you might have better luck with your class.

Ethically problematic and, worse than that, boring. One out of four reluctant recruits to the military.

Juliette Harrisson is a freelance writer, classicist and ancient historian who blogs about Greek and Roman Things in Stuff at Pop Classics.


  1. Laugh out loud funny, Juliette. :) I always prefer to be positive if I can, but sometimes an episode just deserves a serious amount of snark -- and this one deserved it.

  2. My word, that's the last episode of season one! Congratulations on finishing your first season!

  3. This is one of the first episodes of Voyager I ever saw and one of the reasons I have always had a hard time liking this series. Although they were created for this show, the Maquis were better used and developed on DS9. On that show the Maquis had a clearly defined role and identity. On VOY they do not. The situation with the Maquis on the ship is like a relationship where one partner is made to sacrifice and change everything they are in order to make the other one happy. This is Janeway's ship and if they are to serve on it they have to conform completely to the Starfleet way of doing things. To put it another way, Janeway is the Borg, and the Maquis will be assimilated into her crew whether they like it or not. Resistance is futile.

  4. "At no point are these people offered any other option beyond confinement in the brig or being punched by Chakotay every day, while the fact that Kes and Neelix, while clearly making themselves useful, have not been forcibly enlisted into Starfleet is not remarked upon."
    Is it a bad thing that I would have enjoyed the show a lot more with daily Chakotay punchings? He could wear novelty t-shirts about how "beatings will continue until morale improves". Or if he has read up on the mirror universe, setting up an agony booth will prevent swelling of his knuckles.

    For the Bajoran earrings, if you remember Ro's first appearance, Riker had her take them off to conform to Starfleet dress code. And the episode ended with Ro telling Pikard that he would have to make at least one concession (while putting the earring back on).

    As for being forced into Starfleet, I suspect that with better show writers we probably would have seen that these "recruits" had volunteered for ship (Starfleet) duties, but were then being disruptive. As you mention, Neelix, Kes (and 7 of 9) contributed to the ship without being part of the Starfleet organization.

  5. Thanks Billie! I meant to mention something about it being the last episode of the season in the review and forgot - but season 2 opens with some episodes held back from the end of season 1, so I can talk about it then!

    Mark G, I have to admit I have a hard time with the Maquis in general. Which is ironic as I like stories about the actual French Resistance...

    Mark, did you enjoy violent thug Chakotay in Living Witness? That's one of my favourite episodes!

  6. Ohhhhh !?!?!?


    are you familiar with Allo, Allo ??? If so, this is one of the many reasons why I love British TV so much......

  7. Yes, I love Allo Allo! I grew up on that show. I shall say zeez only once...

  8. I disagree with your analysis of this episode. This episode opens with Tuvok dressing down Crewman Dalby for not following procedures concerning a repair. Tuvok handled it poorly and he needs an attitude adjustment just as much as Dalby does. Janeway's solution is brilliant. She needs her ship to run smoothly and she needs every person on the ship working - she can't afford to haul around people in the brig. Janeway deliberately sets up Tuvok to fail. Tuvok needed to learn that the Maquis crew were not willing Starfleet recuits and that Starfleet training was not going to work on them without modification. Janeway effectively kills two birds with one stone. She gets a crew more willing to follow the rules and a Tuvok more willing to overlook minor lapses in those who break the rules (in theory anyway). The writers do a good job showing that Dalby has command potential, he just needs proper training. In my opinion, this is one of the best episodes of season 1, even if some of the dialog is cheesy.

    And creepy Henry grows up to be John Conner on The Sarah Conner Chronicles.

  9. I just wish someone would have wondered why this bacteria encased in a virus (or somesuch nonsense) managed to infect the bioneural gel packs, despite there being microbes floating around all the time in an occupied room before they reach the ventilation system... which doesn't seem to be able to filter out any biological organisms, but can swap out gases or dispense medication or chemicals in seconds.

    If these gel packs have no autoimmune system, and are clearly partially permeable membranes (because they were infected in the first place, they must be large enough to allow microbes to pass, and one must assume smaller in size atoms and airborne molecules of gas or chemicals), that they didn't die once they were touched by the first person or exposed to gases outside of the sterile production factory.

    It's only really occurred to me after watching this episode so many times and being bothered by the infection, today realising just how pathetic they are. If a virus or bacterium can slip in, then why not toxic gases or chemicals? Do these things need a circulatory system to mimic the same needs as real neurons require (oxygen, glucose, water, salt, excretion, cell reproduction, proteins...?)? Why would you not have isolinear backups or supplements to the network for an obviously fragile system with 'no replacements once they run out'? (*coughs* Photon torpedoes. *coughs*)

    It becomes harder to suspend disbelief the more you know about science and technology, and the more often you watch these episodes. You definitely have more time to think about the subtleties and side-stories, set design, technology, decision making, character behaviour, and so on.

    Why would Tuvok abandon his Security post to do an Engineering job of investigating a power fluctuation?

    The multitasking by Starfleet officers doing jobs that aren't in their remit, when there's no emergency and Engineering staff are available to do Engineering work really does seem to make the points Tuvok makes about the chain of command and smooth operation of a shop moot, if not laughable.


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