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Doctor Who: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS

Clara: 'Please tell me there's a button you can press to fix this.'

I think your enjoyment of this episode is pretty much dependent on how interesting you find the TARDIS. If you're a fan of Sexy, then there was plenty of good stuff to gnaw on. Outside of the TARDIS stuff, the story was slightly spoiled by the occasional plot contrivance, and an underdeveloped secondary cast, but had some undeniably great moments. And I'm not just talking about Jenna's dress.

For once, I'm not going to complain about the monsters or the CGI. When I first saw the out-of-focus space zombies, I admit, I face palmed and thought 'Oh man, they look just like men'. When it turned out they actually were just men (and one woman), my complaint suddenly seemed redundant. Plus, the CGI was at times beautiful: particularly the heart of the TARDIS, the architectural reconfiguration system (I'm going to call is ARS for short—and secretly lament that they couldn't find an E word to make the acronym perfect), the spilled encyclopaedias, the Eye of Harmony, and the TARDIS' magnificent library. (Oh what I wouldn't give to browse that.) Kudos to The Mill for doing arguably their best work on the series to date.

But there were also a few too many contrivances. Tricky insisting that Gregor amputate his arm (rather than having him simply sever the metal spike), felt like a ham-fisted way of introducing us to Tricky's humanity. Ditto Gregor rushing to save Tricky just seconds after being told by the Doctor to keep away (particularly after his seeming disinterest in Bram's death and having the Doctor on hand to pull him to safety anyway). People doing stupid things to develop the plot always irks me. There were other examples too, but you get the gist.

And while we're on the subject of contrivance, this feels like the perfect time to mention the tiredest plot device known to man—the reset button. I should have experienced at least some disappointment at them rolling it out, but it was so perfectly telegraphed, and so humorously woven into the script, that I can't bring myself to complain. Since the episode opened with a meta gag about how handy a 'big friendly button' would be, it seems only fitting that it should resolve itself with a reset button style ending. There was even a degree of logic to it: the reset button was the magno-grab's remote, 'found' by the Doctor in Gregor's pocket, and then thrown several times through the time rift.

Of course, the reset button style ending meant that virtually all the cool stuff which transpired during the episode—Clara seeing the Doctor's name in 'The History of the Time War', the timely reveal that her and the Doctor are better acquainted than she thinks—was essentially redundant. Or was it? Despite having no recollection of his TARDIS adventure whatsoever, Gregor still managed to exhibit signs of a changed attitude towards Tricky. How are we to explain that? If all that Gregor experienced during his TARDISapalooza was expunged from memory, then why the change in his character?

Sadly, the Van Baalan brothers didn't have enough air time to make their mark. Bram died a dumbass' death for ignoring his younger brother's advice to keep away from the TARDIS' console, and Gregor was pretty much unlikeable from the get-go. I get that he was in the salvage business, but was taking a cutter to the TARDIS' ARS(e) really the most sensible option? He didn't even know what the machine was. How did he know where to cut, or that stealing one of its globes would do anything once he'd returned to his ship? Tricking Tricky into thinking he was a robot, also felt a little cruel. Yes, it helped us sympathise with the younger brother (and provided something of a twist), but it also meant I spent half of the episode hoping Gregor would die horribly.

But these are fairly small gripes compared to the stuff which did work. Clara meeting up with herself, her attempts at communicating with the Doctor's echo, and the relentless pursuit of their zombie selves, were all effectively done and spectacularly odd. Clara really is starting to feel like a proper companion now. She spent the bulk of the episode having to fend for herself, she managed to outsmart her malformed future self (at least for the most part), she dashed down corridors like a champ, and she even managed to discover something new about the Doctor. Not too shabby for a beginner.

And now that the Doctor and Clara have finally come clean with each other about what they know, it feels like a new trust has been forged. I think the hearty hug came as something of a relief for both of them. Secrets can function as a protection, but they can also impede trust. The question is, will any of this new knowledge stick now that the reset button has been pushed? Obviously the Doctor will continue to remember, but what about Clara? Is it possible that everything Clara learned deep within the bowels of the TARDIS will bleed through again at some future juncture? I certainly hope so.

Other Thoughts:

—I couldn't help but smile at the Doctor shaving 30 minutes off the time allocated to save Clara. That pretty much cut the available rescue time down to the length of the remainder of the episode.

—A very Red Dwarf style beginning.

—Two cloister bells ringing in two episodes? Poor Sexy.

—The music for tonight's episode was dire. Half the time it just didn't belong. I tend not to notice the music too much. I'm of the opinion that a soundtrack should enhance the action without being particularly noticeable, but tonight I was noticing it all the time—and not for good reasons.

—I wonder who wrote 'The History of the Time War'. And how lucky was Clara to stumble upon the Doctor's name almost immediately?

—Lovely 360 degree rotation around the TARDIS' console.

—So many sound-bytes from past episodes. I caught snippets from 'The Robots of Death', 'Rose', 'The Doctor's Wife', 'An Unearthly Child', 'Smith and Jones' and 'Colony in Space'.

—'Lancashire' and 'sass' pretty much sum Clara up.


Doctor: 'Don't get into a spacesuit with a madman. Did nobody ever teach you that?'

Clara: 'You're not getting me to talk to your ship. That's probably bonkers.'

Doctor: 'I can feel a TARDIS tantrum coming on.'

Clara: 'So that's who!'

Doctor: 'Smart bunch, Time Lords. No dress sense, dreadful hats... but smart.'

Doctor: 'Okay, so we're not doing hugging. I get that now.'

Doctor: 'Secrets protect us. Secrets make us safe.'
Clara: 'Were not safe.'

Doctor: 'I brought you here to keep you safe, but it happened again. You died again.'
Also posted at The Time Meddler.


  1. I'm enjoying Clara more and more, but I have to watch with the closed captioning on because I can't hear anything.

  2. You like this? Really?

    I had to turn it off and watch the rest later.

    This is another episode that would have benefitted with another episode. It anyone else weirded out by the lack of two parters this season?

    Also, Since most of Moffat's stories are so complicated with complex back stories, the ending is so rushed that I actually had to rewind, because the 2 important plot points were resolved in a matter of 15 seconds.

    Moffat is a great screenwriter, and as he shows with Sherlock, can tell a good story, but he needs longer time.

  3. I thought that a story about exploring the inside of the TARDIS had great potential and it could have been terrific. But they blew it. I liked bits of it, and I bet there was more to like in an in-joke sense for big Who fans, though.

  4. Rish - yes, count me in as another who'd like to have seen more two parters. The last three episodes I've not liked after one watch -- mainly because they've raised too many questions solved only by a rewatch and speculation. It's nice that an episode doesn't give up its secrets immediately, but it's also annoying when some of those secrets are what's actually going on.

    As for me liking it, I found it kind of a mixed bag. Like Billie said, it was something of a missed opportunity, but it had some decent moments. It was nowhere as bad as Stephen Thompson's last effort, 'The Curse of the Black Spot,' but it was nowhere near as good as its companion piece, 'The Doctor's Wife'.

  5. I don't know, but something about this episode just pissed me off. Also, Matt Smith's acting just keeps on deteriorating. While David Tennant before him was eccentric and wonky, his serious face was till terrifying. Matt just looks like he is about to start crying.

  6. I'm happy to report that seeing the library in the TARDIS has made librarians happy. There was discussion about it on a professional librarian listserv this weekend. :)

    Forgot to mention in my first comment -- terrific review, Paul. Your reviews are always thoughtful and in depth.

  7. Loved this episode, though I wish we could have seen more mementos in that one particular room, and more rooms in general (when are we going to get a glimpse of a companion's bedroom? Or the Doctor's?). I didn't like that the reset button erased all (most?) of the progress the Doctor and Clara had made toward finding out the truth, but it made sense in the episode. Matt Smith is doing a great job at breaking my heart in almost every episode of this series.

  8. I'm mixed on this one as the highs were pretty high and the lows quite low. It was nice seeing the library in the TARDIS and this tour of the inside of our favorite police box felt better than when they used it a bit too often in 'The Invasion of Time' back in Tom's era (and the way Leela left in that story was not done well at all).

    Part of the reason I enjoy a lot of classic horror and not modern stuff so much is how often people have to do stupid things to make the plot work, and that's part of my issue with this story as well.

    So while I'd give it a rating of 'ok', I did enjoy delving deeper into the TARDIS, and some nice interaction between Clara and 11 helped keep it on the positive side of enjoying it.


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