Glee: Pilot

“There is nothing ironic about show choir!”

No, nothing at all Rachel. But it is damn entertaining...

Glee: Goodbye

“We’re just gonna sit here and we’re gonna let go.... Can you do that with me? Can you surrender?”

Ahh. So many goodbyes to say. For this review I’ll talk about each of the graduating characters in turn:

Glee: Choke

This week, the students and teachers of McKinley High learn about domestic violence, where the rain in Spain falls, and that even a consummate performer can screw up for the sake of jerking some tears from the viewers.

Glee: Dance With Somebody

The New Directions seniors get mushy about saying goodbye to McKinley and their significant others. Will intends to rap at his wedding. Everyone mourns Whitney Houston.

Glee: Saturday Night Glee-ver

“It’s not the broken dreams that break us, it’s the ones we didn’t dare to dream.”

I hope no one was put off by the cringe-worthy title of this episode, because it was one of the best of the season.

Glee: Big Brother

If this were an episode of Community, it might be called Advanced Pointing. Or perhaps, Disability Denial for Dummies. But it is not, it is Glee, and it's back! (And it's the feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.)

Glee: On My Way

“I’m not going to lie to you, it isn’t gonna be easy, and there’ll be some days when life just sucks. But you’re gonna get through this, cause I’m gonna help you, and so’s everyone else who loves you and accepts you for who you are. And if they can’t accept that then screw ‘em. Right?”

Glee: Heart

Ugh, I hate Valentine’s Day. It’s disgusting, the commercialisation of love. Overpriced flowers and chocolates with too much packaging. Can you tell I’m single? I do like those Love Hearts sweets though, especially the ‘Email Me’ ones. Mmm. Well, I suppose it’s pretty impossible to expect Glee to ignore a day that’s all about what 90% of recent songs are about. I don’t have to enjoy it though!

Glee: The Spanish Teacher

This week on Glee, students complain about Will and Sue’s teaching skills, Emma prints lots of pamphlets, and Ricky Martin is discovered to be teaching night classes at McKinley.

Glee: Michael

Glee-hee’s tribute to the late, great Michael Jackson. This was so heavily promoted, that I felt for sure that it would be a corker this week.

Glee: Yes/No

So it seems Bieste has conveniently married Cooter in order to avoid having any actual fun with the plot about her and Sue fighting over a man. It’s also convenient because Emma’s thinking about being a 21st Century Girl and asking Will to marry her. Meanwhile, Becky and Artie date, and Finn thinks about joining the army.

Glee: Extraordinary Merry Christmas

“What’s wrong with a story that’s a little sad? Or a song that’s a little depressing? I mean, that’s part of Christmas too, right? It’s the sad things that make you remember what’s really important.”

What’s wrong with that? Well, it’s not Glee!

Glee: Hold On To Sixteen

Sam Evans returns to McKinley to help New Directions face-off against The Troubletones at Sectionals, Tina tries to help Mike convince his father to support his dancing dreams, and Quinn considers exposing Shelby and Puck.

Glee: I Kissed a Girl

Back at the end of Season Two, I was rather frustrated that Santana hadn’t come out. In terms of plot build-up, there was a lot of baking, but no cookies. Now I’ve eaten them, I’m missing the cookie dough...

Glee: Mash Off

Smear campaigns and insults cause karmic retribution for teachers and students alike this week on Glee.

Glee: The First Time

It's an essential theme for a high school show. That first time. Will it be your soulmate? Or will it be an alien invasion in your tent? We found out this week on Glee!

Glee: Pot O' Gold

After a month-long hiatus that seemed to take a decade, Glee is back. *does Irish jig*

Glee: Asian F

“You always make me watch Dreamgirls. You say you’re Beyonce, but on the inside, you feel like Effie White.”

Glee: I Am Unicorn

Brittany: “Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.”

Glee: The Purple Piano Project

Glee is Back! *does the Dance of Joy*