The Agents of D.O.U.X. not only read every comment posted on the site, we track the "Recent Comments" right-hand sidebar, which only gives the first 1-3 words of the comment to avoid spoilage. When we’re lucky, the result is “comment poetry”: short free-form verses that sometimes make a strange sort of e.e. cummings sense.
Below are all the comment poems we’ve discovered so far. If you find a good one, let us know in the comments!
"Untitled," by ChrisB
Having lived
My favorite
No one has
Eh. Not great.
"The Cannibal," by Billie Doux
Faith: classic.
Buffy: great episode.
I don't (I really) like this episode:
The cannibal!
"Enthusiasm and Regret" by Josie Kafka
Sorry.
About this comment:
Eagerly, finally, never--
Yeah!
Two after six.
I loved this.
Did anyone?
I love the Comment Poetry. Today I saw this beauty:
ReplyDeleteI'm really
Dave Martinez:
Watching
Anyone else
'Love' by Juliette
ReplyDeleteI love
BUFFY RE-WATCH
Yeah, Morgan
Your switching
Way to go,
Thank (insert)
whoo hoo! I
I totally
Today's jewel:
ReplyDeleteLove
SPOILER
Suzanne, Josie
Juliette contributed this one to the August 25 Doux News:
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
Love this show.
Huzzah!
We can stop.
I was entertained by this one today (9-5-2013) ...
ReplyDelete'The Down Side'
Unlike some of
The down side
Fred was too?
Although I
Yes, she was
I've made this
Apparently I lost a day somewhere, because I just realized "today" is actually 9-6, not 9-5. Oops!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, it drives me crazy.
ReplyDeleteCris loved it.
I, Enver Gjokaj (Oh, God, this!).
Welliver was Enver Gjokaj.
(Some liberties taken with punctuation and CrazyCris's screen name.)
"A Revelation Of S(p)orts"
ReplyDeleteThis show just
It means
Sunbunny - I
I hate to putt
(Had to add a letter to improve tohe flow at one point)
If they are really good, mark "I".
ReplyDeleteGood review!
(Aside from all one of my all.)
Castles have no fear.
[edited for punctuation]
Saw this one just now
ReplyDeleteAgree with you
Definitely
Great
I realized
I like this...
I was so angry
Disclaimer: I did cheat a little (poetic license?) and deleted a "the" for flow in the second and fourth lines
This gem caught my eye today:
ReplyDeleteWell that was
The best….
Dear God, but
If Alex slept.
Love this one;
ReplyDeleteI don't.
I don't.
Wrists. Ick.
This Season.
This Episode.
After all.
After all.
I love the new.
OMG, J.D., that one may be my favorite. I'm laughing.
ReplyDeleteEdited for flow
ReplyDeleteI finally saw Charlie!
I was coolest.
I recently,
probably my well to be, wow, harsh...
I am sorry / I'm glad!
ReplyDeleteI went into that picture...
I got to be / I don't!
Welcome back.
I was whooping, I admit that.
ReplyDeleteI acknowledge, definitely:
good episode. This episode.
This comment?
I can't.
[edited for punctuation.]
This one I am titling awkwardly,
ReplyDeleteThe Girlfriends Found Out About Each Other and Confront Him and He Says:
Billie,…
Juliette - I…
I think…
I completely…
Billie I…
Still, even…
LOL, Nonei.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, every time someone posts a comment on this thread, it makes me laugh out loud.
Nonei -- that's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYoda Speaks:
ReplyDeleteWell, there, it's the mushroom I have been.
I saw this one, what plot
ReplyDeleteas I have, thank you
Billie
I liked this, so I am still
I can see this man.
ReplyDeleteI'm...Can I just say thanks for-- Sorry?
This lol, irrelevant.
This worked.
Narcissism and Proper Names
ReplyDeleteThis was a meh while.
Again.
Oh! I see I agree I wow:
Just Chloe Sevigny, Freeman, and Re Chris.
Title: Twitter Addiction
ReplyDeleteThe Overlords live tweeting...
I'm more.
Colin, I…
I love Twitter.
I did not see
What fun I'm not
Disclaimer: Deleted "a" from "what a fun" and added some punctuation
The Meaning of The
ReplyDeleteThe face.
I love THE.
I did not.
I binge THE.
Yes, THE--I hope.
Whoa! Great.
The Best
ReplyDeleteAs everyone,
I'm the best.
I'm so [the] best.
Getting a Gift on Migmit's Eve
ReplyDeleteThis
Thank you!
I loved this
A happy
Migmit
Wow…
I watched this.
ReplyDeleteI didn't.
I've got…
Scott.
"Love, Justice, and Happiness"
ReplyDeleteApparently, while I love, I just wanted.
I am just.
It is too bad.
Freeman, I--I'm glad.
Reluctant Gratitude
ReplyDeleteThank you for...
Sorry, meant...
No problem!
Thanks for the...
Great to hear!
Couldn't.
I found this,
I re-watch!
This one makes no sense, but I kinda liked it.
ReplyDeleteThe Bizarro Poem
Yay! Count me
Excellent
I'm a...
Count me in
I'm [a]...
Wait! Too many
How bizarre is
Excellent
No, no, no, I've never.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I gotta.
That would be so Crowley.
Is Heather, Me?
That last curing, a...
So, this.
ReplyDeleteI like this, what I have.
The Rewatching...
The Narcissist:
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty,
The favourite,
Fare thee well.
After watching Buffy re-watch,
ReplyDeleteWell, I am Angel re-watch.
I liked this a good few.
I like this
ReplyDeleteThey're
Alone, he’s
One of my
Man, Brazil
I like this
Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteI think Milady, like the rest
Aww -- cute.
I do love the improper claw.
I loved seeing this comment.
"I do love the improper claw." Too funny. I'm giggling.
ReplyDeleteNot really a poem, but I liked it anyway. Edited for punctuation only.
ReplyDeleteBillie, Adama for now, maybe.
For what?
The message.
And so say we all.
ReplyDelete"An Eye of Newt in the Broth of Love"
ReplyDeleteI've tried.
I haven't.
Great Heather1.
Eye of Newt?
I loved you.
Ask why.
I really...
[Edited for punctuation and spacing.]
A Comment Poetry Ode to Doux reviews
ReplyDeletegood job…
I'm like, “Great review…”
Thanks guys :)
Of Giles, Identity, and Spanking
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Chris, I know.
Loved Giles in...
I was really Kara.
They...I, really.
The spanking from a sci-fi.
In my opinion, Cordelia as a wow.
ReplyDeleteWell, I know that.
Any theories, Lorne?
":) You know…”
Today's offering is entitled Agreeing with Cordelia that this is a bad episode.
ReplyDeleteI'm with
I've
I'm with
Cordelia.
This is a bad
this episode
I agree with.
We Appreciate a Sunbunny
ReplyDeleteGreat review, great review.
Really good.
To be fair, we (I) feel sorry.
I appreciate a sunbunny.
Watch what struck me.
On the state of being
ReplyDeleteI am...
I was...
I thought...
I'm really...
I'm just...
I actually...
I am very...
Well, that was...
The indecisive poet, whose train of thought is distracted by his favourite TV show suddenly coming on.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely...
I love your...
I don't...
I'm still...
Gotham started.
On knowing I didn't, but you should... and my cats' love
ReplyDeleteRemember that I didn't
TJ, you should
I know
Castle, J.D., thanks...
My cats love you
Titling this one "Thanks for making me reflect on the comic I was..."
ReplyDeleteFinally forced,
I think
in reply
to
the comic I was
@Jess - thanks
I quite liked...
I hear you.
I...
A Great Post
ReplyDeleteDefinitely gotta love
A great post
Mark this
Yet another
The Brody Well
After I also think
Today's poem is entitled, "No, Tommy, No!" by Stephen Amell:
ReplyDeleteI like,
Happy New, thanks to you!
I'm a...
No, Tommy, no!
Undertaking...
Oh My God! I,
Stephen Amell.
Comment Haiku
ReplyDeleteEntitled: Thanks for as much thanks as I'm hoping for (LOL)
Nice catch - I get the
thanks. As much as I... I am
hoping. Thanks, Topher.
Short, but to the point...
ReplyDeleteThank you,
I'm
Brilliant.
A cactus is... what is
ReplyDeleteA cactus?
I think may be
wonderful.
I think that
it's just watching.
It is
what is.
Ok, I know I just posted one a few days ago... but how could I ignore this one about a creepy cactus taking over people's minds to make them think it's wonderful? (Oh... maybe I'm reading too much into it LOL) :D
Used every comment too
I did take two liberties... changed "maybe" to "may be" and "what's" to "what is".
But don't worry... the cactus is only watching...
The cactus is always watching.
ReplyDeleteAnd now... with our posts... the Recent Comments say:
ReplyDeleteAnd now
the cactus is
a cactus
is
a cactus?
I think
maybe
We have Gertrude Steined the comment poetry.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting worse.
ReplyDeleteCacti.
I can't...
It was the...
We have...
And now...
The cactus is.
A cactus is.
A cactus?
I think maybe.
Don't worry... the cactus is watching... and it is amused
ReplyDeleteGrant and Nicole
ReplyDeleteFirst off, loved this.
Well... loved this.
Always love
Grant Gustin.
Still feeling
Nicole.
Making my Yes
ReplyDeleteI am making
my yes, Grant
Happy, silly
but fun
"Who Are You?"
ReplyDeleteSo you're Syzgy?
Not!
I'm also
I was so
I hate to
I'm so just.
A modern "I Don't"
ReplyDeleteThey are wonderful
Diogo --
Magic maracas
on a
Sunbunny
For a modern "I don't"
Migmit, Hear Me Out
ReplyDeleteI ship Oliver
Yeah, I just...
Migmit, I may...
Migmit, I...
I might be in.
It's ok
I'm not a
Whatever.
Our comments got naughty today!
ReplyDeleteApparently Gaeta and Baz have magic fingers:
Ugh Gaeta -
I've only…
Baz…
That was… Wow…
another…
ooooh…
(edited punctuation only...)
POI Identity Crisis
ReplyDeleteFinch was Shaw
Never was
The Finch/Root
Loved the name
ReplyDeleteVery Bobby
Not
By the way
Loved this
I'm perfect
(took the liberty to take a "the" away)
Ode to TV
ReplyDelete(some lines edited out and punctuation added, otherwise presented as found!)
I love TV.
I've just...
Great review.
Thanks for
thought.
2 or 4?
ReplyDeleteI really want 2
Dustin
I agree with
strongly
Why not 4
if...
Like you...
I don't
Thanks
So...
(Edited out a couple extraneous "I"s and added a space after the 2)
Yellow Mark, by Juliette
ReplyDeleteWell, Blaine, because I knew
Can someone yellow Mark
Always a Aww, I will
Juliette
I'm a poet and I don't know it...
ReplyDeleteQuestions with No Answers
ReplyDeleteWhy did you keep with it?
This one was a valid point.
While I..
I think...
I don't...
I am.
"The Sequel"
ReplyDeleteAny sequel to "I *may* have"
A lot of "It strikes me".
I'm, I was confused.
Kumar and Jin!
Thanks so much.
I really think this must be read in a voice dripping with sarcasm. But maybe that's because I hate spoilers. Especially when people say, "I don't want to spoil you, but you'll never see the twist coming in the second act!" That's a spoiler! ~K~
ReplyDeleteExcellent…
Great review,…
I liked the…
SPOILERS…
While that was Morgan's, I believe Enid loved the while.
ReplyDeleteI agree.
Yeah, I agree so much.
Good Parts Only
ReplyDeletePersonally and be based
On their two shows
That I guess I see
Although I...
The worst part, I don't.
Spotted some "Shiny and New" episode title poetry:
ReplyDeleteDreamcatcher,
I Carry Your Heart with Me
In Summation,
Beyond Redemption
I think I shall call this one, "Words Fail Mark".
ReplyDelete"Mark Greig,..."
"Any thoughts..."?
"This was one..."
"This one is..."
"I give up...."
Thankfully words don’t seem to fail Mark or any of the wonderful reviewers on this site.
~K~
~K~, you made my day.
ReplyDeleteIs "pure migmit" the new "Hammer of Grabthar"?
ReplyDelete“By pure
migmit,
that was great…”
Big Ideas
ReplyDeleteHow
I've said
Binary Virtual
the biggest!
I had an idea...
I have more.
(punctuation added :) )
Singing praises of reviews :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Chris!
I liked it
Great review
Heather -- you
Great piece,
I loved it!
Unbreakable!
"Billie and Josie on Christmas Night"
ReplyDeleteWell, he did.
Not in looks!
Come to think, my lady was my childhood.
I'm going with that one, lamb.
(Lightly edited.)
"I Had A Short Affair With Jessica, But It's Over"
ReplyDeleteI loved
Jessica:
I have to give
My apologies
After
The few times
Haha, and unedited too!
ReplyDeleteThe other way around this time:
"Now I'm with JD, and I loved it!"
After my apologies
I have to give Jessica:
I loved I had a JD.
Thank you
Another instance of "Shiny and new" poetry:
ReplyDeleteSeason One
Smile (season one is done!)
Legends of Today
Start to Finish
We're on a roll:
ReplyDeleteJD, you--fascinating the honest migmit.
All of the what makes a very good really.
"Minimalist Sympathy Card"
ReplyDeleteThe demise of
Lisa Menaster
Ah, sorry.
"Massive Spoiler, Narrowly Averted"
ReplyDeleteThe bad thing Wilkes starts…
SPOILER ALERT
The 'Recent Comments' often makes me think of Mad Libs - today's especially... So, write down two adjectives, a plural noun, a noun, and a past tense verb if you want to play along LOL
ReplyDeleteComments Mad Libs
Hang in, Mark. I know I'm (adjective).
There were (plural noun),
Darlene as the (adjective) (noun)
I still wonder [if] Juliette (past tense verb)
Sorry, Heather.
Nonei -- that's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll try. I'm also watching political stuff, so...
ReplyDeleteHang in, Mark. I know I'm liberal.
There were Republicans,
Darlene as the worst candidate
I still wonder [if] Juliette voted.
Sorry, Heather.
Words courtesy of my daughter, who was petting our old man cat at the time lol
ReplyDeleteHang in, Mark. I know I'm fuzzy.
There were kitties,
Darlene as the happy foot
I still wonder [if] Juliette snuggled
Sorry, Heather.
"For the Birds"
ReplyDeleteHang in, Mark. I know I'm chirping.
There were parakeets,
Darlene as the loud parakeet.
I still wonder [if] Juliette flew away.
Sorry, Heather.
"Effusive Praise for the Author"
ReplyDeleteThanks so much
I love reading
The end of
What's absolutely the best
(Small edit to keep the last line from getting clunky.)
"Cryptic Missive from TWD"
ReplyDelete“Thanks,” the note said,
“You made me color me the can.
--TWD”
Unanswered questions about Billie and Patrick... and Mallena?
ReplyDeleteBillie,
I've never - the unanswered
I gasped when Patrick, you...
When it was about
Mallena
LOL, Nonei. I love this comment thread very, very much.
ReplyDeleteThanks Nonei! I'm very flattered to be immortalised in comment poetry. Usually nothing is about me. I'm the one who is usually in the corner at parties trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant.
ReplyDeleteMallena, I know the feeling!
ReplyDeleteI'm usually doing that and smiling randomly across the room periodically, so hopefully nobody thinks it's because I don't like them.
And since this is the comment poetry thread:
Apparently I rescued someone from a Dilemma
Lori Lee - I couldn't...
I've been
on the other
Thanks Nonei!
My first attempt at comment poetry. (Punctuation added)
ReplyDeleteIt's Leoben.
Was the Who are Leoben?
I?
Really I'm red and George...black and outstanding.
This makes as much sense as that Levon song by Elton John. Levon likes his money, you know.
Everyone gets a thank you - since this post is pushing (pushing awesome, that is ;) )
ReplyDeleteThomas, my!
Thank you, and Bellamy.
At thanks
For this post is pushing!
Welcome to the thanks, Happy!
"On My Journey of Discovery"
ReplyDeleteI loved seeing so many parts I haven't
So, am I still…
Arguing over the quality of an episode.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, this episode, 4 out of 4.
A shame on you, it's a...
I have to...
I can't...
Yes, I agree.
"She's still young"
ReplyDeleteTatiana is 21
It's in her youth…
Review of a finale with
ReplyDeleteEpic finale
The Amazing season
Christian didn't this episode
Alex's death Season 4 doesn't
Brilliant idea!
( tags added ;) )
oops, trying again...
ReplyDeleteReview of a finale with (spoilers)
Epic finale
The Amazing season
Christian didn't (spoiler) this episode
Alex's death Season 4 doesn't (spoiler)
Brilliant idea!
( tags added ;) )
I Applaud Anonymous
ReplyDeleteOverall, I agree
Carolyn
I think this
is also the P
sure he was
And I applaud
Anonymous
"Don't Worry, it's a Minor Thing"
ReplyDeleteOne of the things
That's a minor snippet
I don't worry
If being away
“Rectify Source”:
ReplyDelete“The second part I…Thank you for”
“Apologies for…Kinda...”
“A man finally…You forgot Say”
“I know this is…Dear Billie, As…”
Lois Interrupts the Gushing Fanboy
ReplyDelete“Great direction Mallena. I think, indeed - Ed and…”
“So what?”
“Gees, Lois!”
"Should I be glad I'm not a Trekkie?"
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that
Thank goodness!
I am no big fan
Existential crisis
ReplyDeleteThis
One
Is
I
think
One
Funny....
Multiple personality
ReplyDeleteJencat,
That is,
Chris,
I have shed
Billie-
The War...
Yes,
If too many...
Billie, don't be a hero
ReplyDeleteBillie -
The War Great
Review
Yes,
If too many,
This one is...
Dear Chris
ReplyDeleteChris,
I have shed
Jencat,
That is...
This one is...
Yes.
If too many this comment,
Has Billie..?
Merry to melancholy
ReplyDeleteI think one
funny...
Yes,
if too
many..
This one
is...
Billie -
The War!
"Conversations are Confusing for Stars"
ReplyDeleteKinda of a Billie.
Re: Logan? Great job, Logan.
So glad, mister.
I really like the...
There goes Aeryn!
I got a shout, as a non-star.
Karl was my first, but...
ReplyDeleteReally LOVE Karl
I SO didn't
This was my first...
Not the best.
"A Short Lesson in Identity"
ReplyDelete“Mallena, I'm Heather, you Mallena."
"Exactly."
Baby M, loved that little poem. :)
ReplyDeleteBlue screen
ReplyDeleteI always liked
The big blue great episode
My DVR missed
Future plans with Anna thwarted by Billie...
ReplyDeleteOne day I hope I Mari-(marry) Anna, even
Shouldn't Billie?
I saw this was probably
Extremely
Billie Doux commented: You're so... Lucy Lane
(Ok, I cheated w a homophone... :) )
Agreement is Difficult
ReplyDeleteI do think that I struggled a bit.
Love the photo at--that's good, Mallena.
Our, we just finished.
I forgot how much I totally agree.
Backhanded Compliment
ReplyDelete"It's (a) great review, Logan!"
"Thank you, Thomas"
"What a six!"
This one has some interesting romantic undertones:
ReplyDeleteWhat was the deal on my virginal... okay.
I've never, I somehow missed.
It looks like I love, love.
"The Perils of Online Commentary"
ReplyDeletePersonally, the creepy dad had a comment.
... Has?
Mark discusses it.
Dark, twisted, delightful, I enjoyed.
Anonymous, yes.
(Edited for punctuation, and one word removed for flow.)
the perils
ReplyDeletepersonally
the creepy dad
had a mark
discusses it...
dark, twisted
delightful
I enjoyed
lol Anonymous... I didn't realize until after I posted that you beat me to some of the lines...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't pass up "dark, twisted, delightful"!
Paul, Who's
ReplyDeleteA true diamond.
Unsurprisingly!
Removed “in” from ‘A true diamond in’ and changed/added punctuation.
~K~
Nonei, dark, twisted and delightful go together so well. How can you NOT use them? Online poetry can be such a gift. (OK, now I sound creepy.)
ReplyDeleteIt's also interesting to see what different people do with the same words.
I was thinking the same thing re: what other people do with the same words.
ReplyDeleteAnd, in anticipation of the "I was" above popping onto the comments list, a self-referential comment poem:
I was Nonei
dark,sitcom style head
This is the best...
Lovely Nonei knows best way to get part of one's comments into comment poetry is to start a comment with interesting words. That's what I try to do. (Cue evil laughter). Let's all join in, people. Give the poetic posters here more to work with. I just wish that "head" hadn't been included. Should have said hyjincks instead of head games. Better luck next time.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Billie, maybe it's time to start a new comment poetry thread? This one is getting very long to scroll through. Can all the poetry be saved somewhere? Sectioned into parts? Divided into pages? IDK, you're the queen of organization, here. Comment poetry is a great feature of this site, I enjoy it immensely.
ReplyDeleteMallena, you have a point. But honestly, this comment thread is one of my absolute favorites on the site, and I'm not sure changing it or creating another thread is the answer. It's sort of what it is.
ReplyDelete"Forgetful Mallena"
ReplyDeleteMallena, you have?
I forgot to, Beautiful Billie, Lovely Nonei.
I did enjoy David.
I was thinking [of] Nonei['s] dark sitcom style head.
This made me giggle.
Also, I'm going to stop being one of the anonymous now.
Selena has come to join the party, that's a cool poem. I'll shut up now, and just learn to scroll faster.
ReplyDelete"Everyone's forgetting"
ReplyDeleteSelena has
(be)come forgetful
Mallena, you have
forgot(ten)
to(o)...
-Apparently my dark sitcom-style head is distracting everyone!
I call this...
ReplyDelete"Post-Binge Watching Pessimism"
I just completed…
Probably the last…
Fantastic show!
~K~
Unaccepted Apology
ReplyDeleteWell, I - Yeah...
Sorry, I hate-
Yeah, the apology?
I'm annoyed.
Nonei, you beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, this is there now too:
"Geordie was a...another fine two-parter."
(I removed 'the' from in front of two-parter.) I read it as someone being excited about Geordie's two-partedness. What does it mean? Who knows? It still made me laugh though.
I'm Sorry For Whatever I Did
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Josie.
My thanks, Anon!
Hey, Billie! Love [that] there are lots [of] magritte.
So, thanks for the hey, Morgan!
"Enough With the @#$*&%# Examples Already, Josie!"
ReplyDeleteCan't stand another example…
I'm sorry for it,
I can't stand Josie
Shiny and New episode titles gave us a little poem:
ReplyDeleteOr at least, some advice for the Devil
Everything's Coming Up
Lucifer
Better to Reign in Hell
Such an amazing review - we all agree
ReplyDeleteWow, great review!
I'm with you!
Wow that was...
I have to agree!
I really liked (it)
Wow, indeed.
"Unsure on whether to thank Billie."
ReplyDeleteMagritte: Thanks.
I, too, (sort of) thank Billie!
I, actually, I think mixed feelings.
To be honest I, I think Trixie, I am so happy.
An 's' taken off the end of thank, and 'to' from after happy.
There's lots of stuttering there, so they must feel bad about it. Personally, I think Billie is awesome and deserves all the thanks.
Yeah baby, that Aussie Fitz is AWE-some and this gal on Team The Fitz is in the house! (well, once I agree to Tess's demands)
ReplyDeletePut me on Team The Fitz
What a great Aussie!
Tess, Yeah,
I understand
This particular
*Raises hand*
Fitz is in the (house!)
"Cottonmouth, settle down."
ReplyDeleteThe term zombies, don't forget-
Cottonmouth, settle down.
Luke, I am your Judas bullet.
I wonder if?
And I meant to.
'Had" removed from after Cottonmouth and 'the' removed from before Judas.
Come slum it with other rich kids, at the Poor Maze, where you get to pretend to be poor but without all that bothersome not having money part (so you still can go out and party).
ReplyDeleteI loved it, Tyler!
What Thomas said.
Welcome to the Poor Maze.
First, I think
I'm going out
The comments are really poetic today and yesterday... they have two more right now:
ReplyDeleteA compliment?
MUCH better than
my least favorite
Great review!
and
Too forgiving?
Diamondback was right
I meant at this show
I tend to forgive
(deleted a couple little words for flow and meaning)
Just saw this one, it is almost like a real thought said by someone with a very bad focus problem.
ReplyDeleteI felt, to be honest, I... I missed Trixie.
I think the thing, I knew it was Ray.
So Crowley owns; 'I love Fitz'.
-Punctuation added for flow.
Dominic Purcell is Difficult
ReplyDelete(Wentworth Miller, perhaps, is not.)
I think the thing well.
I'm Dominic Purcell.
So I am tired of the--
Very difficult to--
I am a bit torn.
I'm not.
Rick's gang scared my pug
ReplyDeleteTo me
The cage yesterday - my..
Rick's gang
My pug was scared
-and one I'm titling: Please understand, Mallena, I'm new to this woman thing
Mallena, I just
When I started
I'm a man
and...
Mallena loves Nonei and her comment poetry and so does her pug. He'd just charm Rick' s gang, though. He does an adorable combat crawl when he wants attention.
ReplyDelete"Defending Doctor Strange"
ReplyDeleteIn case this movie [was] made by the numbers,
I felt this was a Marvel!
All but one of the comments related to the Doctor Strange review, hence the title.
"'s" removed from after Marvel.
Look away, magritte. The Thanks is Mine!
ReplyDeleteSomething else I agree about
I did not like
Magritte to look
At the thanks I needed
My favorite town... with its naked insights and, now, Cassie
ReplyDeleteHi all you!
I love this
I love the
naked great insight
Cassie
you are
Welcome to the -
Yes -
that town
I love this show
Cat-facing with Greg leaves me speechless
ReplyDeleteThis was so-
I can't.
This got me
Greg thanks for
-I didn't-
Most of this
We have cat-faced
The song that made me grow up
ReplyDeleteKatie, I grew up
While the song
At the musical
Was "Out of Curiosity"
To my surprise
I titled this
ReplyDeleteMofftiss is a nice thank you gift... (not really, Jasper's better!)
(Cheated a bit and read the recent comments in reverse order to get this...)
While I enjoyed
-I think-
Mofftiss
It's...
I have just Jasper
made a Wonderfull
Thank you
Trying to convince you that liking Lwaxana is not crazy.
ReplyDeleteWasn't crazy, Supernatural.
You've . . .
I like Lwaxana, I've always.
I love this. That there is a sense I watched it.
A lot from Aussie Tess, but no matter
ReplyDeleteThere was a lot, Patryk,
honestly
I guess it's
Aussie Tess
lol
P.S.
No matter,
I love your -- (This comment has [been censored])
(Yes, I added the last two words... couldn't resist!)
"An honest admission"
ReplyDeleteAll true
In regards to
My loathing for
Elissa
Identity Crisis or Confusion (punctuation changed)
ReplyDeleteThank you all!
So, Logan...you're sunbunny? - I…
I totally agree!
All that.
There is a Lamounier! This…
This is really....
More Confused Love
ReplyDeleteAnother great Juliette,
while I like the vampire diaries
I loved this Panda
That's Billie
What? Really?
Helix
ReplyDeletethis is random
I just started... Helix
seems like
I want to believe
I don't know...
(shifted Helix up a line to make more sense)
Either I partied hard or I fell asleep... hard to say
ReplyDeleteI hope tha(t)
I broke down
and
Stayed up last…
yeah
That Fleur-de-lis
ReplyDeleteI thought this
Nashville
She could still
Many people have, have
ReplyDeleteTwo: oldish and hey.
The family, wonderful.
Review! Hear hear!
Thank *you*.
(I'm assuming.)
Superman.
ReplyDeleteWTF is a Nordic Sam?
If you do, thank you.
I am right there.
I think I've been--Ah!
See!
I!
Twisted Thoughts
ReplyDeleteFear is
actually
thanks
Billie
Untitled
ReplyDeleteLiked this, Frank
- and Micro
And this is why I
I saw someone
Thank you.
Billie Doux as a verb... to (metaphorically) write a love letter?
ReplyDeleteThat's
The best episode
The Mad Max world?
I Billie Doux
Prohibition of Guessing
ReplyDeletePatryk, this is the final scene
People don't let me guess
Nice review as another short
I know, weird it was
Sorry for the...
ReplyDeleteCan't help
I can see Nicole Kidman
Happy happy
ReplyDeleteNice
In your
I was sure
Loved the
Wow. So
WAIT WAIT
Here's another one.
ReplyDeleteVery astute...
Diaz must for the
NOT
I agree
Olive and Gabriel!...
I can't
ReplyDeleteToo bad I
...
in the
The scenes
Micheal
Just
The Shadow
Love hard
ReplyDeleteto one thing
I hear
what you did
anyone
damn
I... I agree
I'm... I am amazed!
ReplyDeleteThat final...
Yeah, I was.
Just an FYI -- actually.
[Edited for punctuation only.]
It is a genuine pleasure to see a comment by ChrisB here on Doux again. Welcome back. :)
ReplyDeleteAfter I posted my last comment I realized I accidentally made a not-so-flattering comment poetry about myself LOL (one word removed)
ReplyDeleteI'll do Nonei
Really
That is
so ... Yikes :)
Alas, lady
I call it "Knowledge is Power":
ReplyDeleteYodude,
I love how
I really
...
I know alot.
Unedited.
Billie, Greg and Deborah
ReplyDeleteBillie, if, and one...
This is credit
Greg, thank you.
I have this, Deborah.
'We're in agreement'
ReplyDeleteOh, and if
Solid
Latin
I so agree
'The Best Gifts' - Punctuation added
ReplyDeleteThanks for
The Batman
Wow Billie, what's
Diane?
Way too late to
ReplyDeletesincere
thank you
I'm pretty sure that's the opening to a Smiths song.
'Happy marriage'
ReplyDeleteIt's really nice
Sigh...
My wife, LOL Billie!
Omg, what
ReplyDeleteIt was,
Rowena!
I want them to greet Rowena like this every single time now
You can.
ReplyDeleteI don't.
I can't.
Sensing a theme:
ReplyDeleteI
Early on I
I am
I adore
I
Thank you!
I tend to...
I'm The problem.
ReplyDeleteTitle: Well, that went paranoid fast
ReplyDeleteWell, not so glad...
All the totally
29 episodes
Programming
My thoughts
I was browsing through old ones and realized my first 'comment poetry' post was in 2013! That was like... 3 years ago, right? lol
ReplyDeleteNonei, lol. I started the site in 2004. That was just, like, four or five years ago, right? :)
ReplyDeleteBe honest...
ReplyDeleteI'm a...
A most...
Fantastic...
Nonei, lol...
"Misdirection"
ReplyDeleteI was Lyla.
Great, considering Diogo, J.D.
Yay! :)
... Batwoman?
Magritte, just saw yours... I'm sure you do make a most fantastic Nonei! (but a better Magritte lol)
ReplyDeleteI'm naming this one: Conditional Love/Hate
Love this
as long as
very nice
All of - I loved all
Hated the note
(Note: I did skip one comment and am appropriately ashamed)