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Comment Poetry

The Agents of D.O.U.X. not only read every comment posted on the site, we track the "Recent Comments" right-hand sidebar, which only gives the first 1-3 words of the comment to avoid spoilage. When we’re lucky, the result is “comment poetry”: short free-form verses that sometimes make a strange sort of e.e. cummings sense.

Below are all the comment poems we’ve discovered so far. If you find a good one, let us know in the comments!

"Untitled," by ChrisB

Having lived
My favorite
No one has
Eh. Not great.

"The Cannibal," by Billie Doux

Faith: classic.
Buffy: great episode.
I don't (I really) like this episode:
The cannibal!

"Enthusiasm and Regret" by Josie Kafka

Sorry.
About this comment:
Eagerly, finally, never--
Yeah!
Two after six.
I loved this.
Did anyone?

248 comments:

  1. I love the Comment Poetry. Today I saw this beauty:

    I'm really
    Dave Martinez:
    Watching
    Anyone else

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  2. 'Love' by Juliette

    I love
    BUFFY RE-WATCH
    Yeah, Morgan
    Your switching
    Way to go,
    Thank (insert)
    whoo hoo! I
    I totally

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  3. Today's jewel:

    Love
    SPOILER
    Suzanne, Josie

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  4. Juliette contributed this one to the August 25 Doux News:

    Two words:
    Love this show.
    Huzzah!
    We can stop.

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  5. I was entertained by this one today (9-5-2013) ...

    'The Down Side'

    Unlike some of
    The down side
    Fred was too?
    Although I
    Yes, she was
    I've made this

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  6. Apparently I lost a day somewhere, because I just realized "today" is actually 9-6, not 9-5. Oops!

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  7. Anonymous, it drives me crazy.
    Cris loved it.
    I, Enver Gjokaj (Oh, God, this!).
    Welliver was Enver Gjokaj.

    (Some liberties taken with punctuation and CrazyCris's screen name.)

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  8. "A Revelation Of S(p)orts"

    This show just
    It means
    Sunbunny - I
    I hate to putt

    (Had to add a letter to improve tohe flow at one point)

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  9. If they are really good, mark "I".
    Good review!
    (Aside from all one of my all.)
    Castles have no fear.



    [edited for punctuation]

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  10. Saw this one just now

    Agree with you
    Definitely
    Great

    I realized
    I like this...
    I was so angry

    Disclaimer: I did cheat a little (poetic license?) and deleted a "the" for flow in the second and fourth lines

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  11. This gem caught my eye today:

    Well that was
    The best….
    Dear God, but
    If Alex slept.

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  12. Love this one;

    I don't.
    I don't.
    Wrists. Ick.
    This Season.
    This Episode.
    After all.
    After all.
    I love the new.

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  13. OMG, J.D., that one may be my favorite. I'm laughing.

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  14. Edited for flow

    I finally saw Charlie!
    I was coolest.
    I recently,
    probably my well to be, wow, harsh...

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  15. I am sorry / I'm glad!
    I went into that picture...
    I got to be / I don't!

    Welcome back.

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  16. I was whooping, I admit that.
    I acknowledge, definitely:
    good episode. This episode.

    This comment?
    I can't.

    [edited for punctuation.]

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  17. This one I am titling awkwardly,
    The Girlfriends Found Out About Each Other and Confront Him and He Says:

    Billie,…
    Juliette - I…
    I think…
    I completely…

    Billie I…

    Still, even…

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  18. LOL, Nonei.

    In fact, every time someone posts a comment on this thread, it makes me laugh out loud.

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  19. Yoda Speaks:

    Well, there, it's the mushroom I have been.

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  20. I saw this one, what plot
    as I have, thank you
    Billie
    I liked this, so I am still

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  21. I can see this man.
    I'm...Can I just say thanks for-- Sorry?
    This lol, irrelevant.
    This worked.

    ReplyDelete
  22. Narcissism and Proper Names

    This was a meh while.
    Again.

    Oh! I see I agree I wow:
    Just Chloe Sevigny, Freeman, and Re Chris.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Title: Twitter Addiction

    The Overlords live tweeting...
    I'm more.

    Colin, I…
    I love Twitter.

    I did not see
    What fun I'm not


    Disclaimer: Deleted "a" from "what a fun" and added some punctuation

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  24. The Meaning of The


    The face.
    I love THE.
    I did not.
    I binge THE.
    Yes, THE--I hope.
    Whoa! Great.

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  25. The Best

    As everyone,
    I'm the best.

    I'm so [the] best.

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  26. Getting a Gift on Migmit's Eve

    This
    Thank you!
    I loved this
    A happy
    Migmit
    Wow…

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  27. I watched this.
    I didn't.
    I've got…
    Scott.

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  28. "Love, Justice, and Happiness"

    Apparently, while I love, I just wanted.
    I am just.
    It is too bad.
    Freeman, I--I'm glad.

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  29. Reluctant Gratitude

    Thank you for...
    Sorry, meant...
    No problem!
    Thanks for the...
    Great to hear!
    Couldn't.
    I found this,
    I re-watch!

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  30. This one makes no sense, but I kinda liked it.

    The Bizarro Poem

    Yay! Count me
    Excellent
    I'm a...
    Count me in
    I'm [a]...
    Wait! Too many
    How bizarre is
    Excellent

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  31. No, no, no, I've never.
    Yeah, I gotta.
    That would be so Crowley.
    Is Heather, Me?
    That last curing, a...

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  32. So, this.
    I like this, what I have.
    The Rewatching...

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  33. The Narcissist:

    I'm pretty,
    The favourite,
    Fare thee well.

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  34. After watching Buffy re-watch,
    Well, I am Angel re-watch.
    I liked this a good few.

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  35. I like this
    They're
    Alone, he’s
    One of my
    Man, Brazil
    I like this

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  36. Wonderful!
    I think Milady, like the rest
    Aww -- cute.
    I do love the improper claw.
    I loved seeing this comment.

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  37. "I do love the improper claw." Too funny. I'm giggling.

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  38. Not really a poem, but I liked it anyway. Edited for punctuation only.

    Billie, Adama for now, maybe.
    For what?
    The message.

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  39. "An Eye of Newt in the Broth of Love"


    I've tried.
    I haven't.
    Great Heather1.
    Eye of Newt?
    I loved you.
    Ask why.
    I really...

    [Edited for punctuation and spacing.]

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  40. A Comment Poetry Ode to Doux reviews

    good job…
    I'm like, “Great review…”
    Thanks guys :)

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  41. Of Giles, Identity, and Spanking

    I'm not a Chris, I know.
    Loved Giles in...
    I was really Kara.
    They...I, really.
    The spanking from a sci-fi.

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  42. In my opinion, Cordelia as a wow.
    Well, I know that.
    Any theories, Lorne?

    ":) You know…”

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  43. Today's offering is entitled Agreeing with Cordelia that this is a bad episode.

    I'm with
    I've
    I'm with
    Cordelia.
    This is a bad
    this episode
    I agree with.

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  44. We Appreciate a Sunbunny

    Great review, great review.
    Really good.
    To be fair, we (I) feel sorry.
    I appreciate a sunbunny.
    Watch what struck me.

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  45. On the state of being

    I am...
    I was...
    I thought...
    I'm really...
    I'm just...
    I actually...
    I am very...
    Well, that was...

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  46. The indecisive poet, whose train of thought is distracted by his favourite TV show suddenly coming on.

    Definitely...
    I love your...
    I don't...
    I'm still...
    Gotham started.

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  47. On knowing I didn't, but you should... and my cats' love


    Remember that I didn't
    TJ, you should
    I know

    Castle, J.D., thanks...
    My cats love you

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  48. Titling this one "Thanks for making me reflect on the comic I was..."

    Finally forced,
    I think
    in reply
    to
    the comic I was

    @Jess - thanks
    I quite liked...
    I hear you.
    I...

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  49. A Great Post

    Definitely gotta love
    A great post
    Mark this
    Yet another
    The Brody Well
    After I also think

    ReplyDelete
  50. Today's poem is entitled, "No, Tommy, No!" by Stephen Amell:

    I like,
    Happy New, thanks to you!
    I'm a...
    No, Tommy, no!
    Undertaking...
    Oh My God! I,
    Stephen Amell.

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  51. Comment Haiku
    Entitled: Thanks for as much thanks as I'm hoping for (LOL)

    Nice catch - I get the
    thanks. As much as I... I am
    hoping. Thanks, Topher.

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  52. Short, but to the point...

    Thank you,
    I'm
    Brilliant.

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  53. A cactus is... what is

    A cactus?
    I think may be
    wonderful.
    I think that
    it's just watching.
    It is
    what is.


    Ok, I know I just posted one a few days ago... but how could I ignore this one about a creepy cactus taking over people's minds to make them think it's wonderful? (Oh... maybe I'm reading too much into it LOL) :D
    Used every comment too

    I did take two liberties... changed "maybe" to "may be" and "what's" to "what is".

    But don't worry... the cactus is only watching...

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  54. And now... with our posts... the Recent Comments say:

    And now
    the cactus is
    a cactus

    is
    a cactus?

    I think
    maybe

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  55. We have Gertrude Steined the comment poetry.

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  56. It's getting worse.

    Cacti.

    I can't...
    It was the...
    We have...
    And now...
    The cactus is.
    A cactus is.
    A cactus?
    I think maybe.

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  57. Don't worry... the cactus is watching... and it is amused

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  58. Grant and Nicole

    First off, loved this.
    Well... loved this.
    Always love
    Grant Gustin.
    Still feeling
    Nicole.

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  59. Making my Yes

    I am making
    my yes, Grant

    Happy, silly
    but fun

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  60. "Who Are You?"

    So you're Syzgy?
    Not!
    I'm also
    I was so
    I hate to
    I'm so just.

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  61. A modern "I Don't"

    They are wonderful
    Diogo --
    Magic maracas
    on a
    Sunbunny
    For a modern "I don't"

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  62. Migmit, Hear Me Out

    I ship Oliver
    Yeah, I just...
    Migmit, I may...
    Migmit, I...
    I might be in.
    It's ok
    I'm not a
    Whatever.

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  63. Our comments got naughty today!

    Apparently Gaeta and Baz have magic fingers:


    Ugh Gaeta -
    I've only…
    Baz…
    That was… Wow…
    another…
    ooooh…

    (edited punctuation only...)

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  64. POI Identity Crisis

    Finch was Shaw
    Never was
    The Finch/Root

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  65. Loved the name
    Very Bobby
    Not
    By the way
    Loved this
    I'm perfect

    (took the liberty to take a "the" away)

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  66. Ode to TV

    (some lines edited out and punctuation added, otherwise presented as found!)

    I love TV.
    I've just...
    Great review.
    Thanks for
    thought.

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  67. 2 or 4?

    I really want 2
    Dustin
    I agree with
    strongly

    Why not 4
    if...
    Like you...
    I don't

    Thanks
    So...

    (Edited out a couple extraneous "I"s and added a space after the 2)

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  68. Yellow Mark, by Juliette

    Well, Blaine, because I knew
    Can someone yellow Mark
    Always a Aww, I will
    Juliette

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  69. Questions with No Answers

    Why did you keep with it?
    This one was a valid point.
    While I..
    I think...
    I don't...
    I am.

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  70. "The Sequel"

    Any sequel to "I *may* have"
    A lot of "It strikes me".
    I'm, I was confused.
    Kumar and Jin!
    Thanks so much.

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  71. I really think this must be read in a voice dripping with sarcasm. But maybe that's because I hate spoilers. Especially when people say, "I don't want to spoil you, but you'll never see the twist coming in the second act!" That's a spoiler! ~K~

    Excellent…
    Great review,…
    I liked the…
    SPOILERS…

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  72. While that was Morgan's, I believe Enid loved the while.
    I agree.
    Yeah, I agree so much.

    ReplyDelete
  73. Good Parts Only

    Personally and be based
    On their two shows
    That I guess I see
    Although I...
    The worst part, I don't.

    ReplyDelete
  74. Spotted some "Shiny and New" episode title poetry:

    Dreamcatcher,
    I Carry Your Heart with Me
    In Summation,
    Beyond Redemption

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  75. I think I shall call this one, "Words Fail Mark".

    "Mark Greig,..."
    "Any thoughts..."?
    "This was one..."
    "This one is..."
    "I give up...."

    Thankfully words don’t seem to fail Mark or any of the wonderful reviewers on this site.
    ~K~

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  76. Is "pure migmit" the new "Hammer of Grabthar"?

    “By pure
    migmit,
    that was great…”

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  77. Big Ideas

    How
    I've said
    Binary Virtual
    the biggest!

    I had an idea...
    I have more.

    (punctuation added :) )

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  78. Singing praises of reviews :)

    Thanks Chris!
    I liked it
    Great review

    Heather -- you
    Great piece,
    I loved it!
    Unbreakable!

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  79. "Billie and Josie on Christmas Night"

    Well, he did.
    Not in looks!
    Come to think, my lady was my childhood.
    I'm going with that one, lamb.


    (Lightly edited.)

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  80. "I Had A Short Affair With Jessica, But It's Over"

    I loved
    Jessica:
    I have to give
    My apologies
    After
    The few times

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  81. Haha, and unedited too!

    The other way around this time:

    "Now I'm with JD, and I loved it!"

    After my apologies
    I have to give Jessica:
    I loved I had a JD.
    Thank you

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  82. Another instance of "Shiny and new" poetry:

    Season One
    Smile (season one is done!)
    Legends of Today
    Start to Finish

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  83. We're on a roll:


    JD, you--fascinating the honest migmit.
    All of the what makes a very good really.

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  84. "Minimalist Sympathy Card"

    The demise of
    Lisa Menaster
    Ah, sorry.

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  85. "Massive Spoiler, Narrowly Averted"

    The bad thing Wilkes starts…
    SPOILER ALERT

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  86. The 'Recent Comments' often makes me think of Mad Libs - today's especially... So, write down two adjectives, a plural noun, a noun, and a past tense verb if you want to play along LOL

    Comments Mad Libs
    Hang in, Mark. I know I'm (adjective).
    There were (plural noun),
    Darlene as the (adjective) (noun)
    I still wonder [if] Juliette (past tense verb)
    Sorry, Heather.

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  87. Okay, I'll try. I'm also watching political stuff, so...

    Hang in, Mark. I know I'm liberal.
    There were Republicans,
    Darlene as the worst candidate
    I still wonder [if] Juliette voted.
    Sorry, Heather.

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  88. Words courtesy of my daughter, who was petting our old man cat at the time lol

    Hang in, Mark. I know I'm fuzzy.
    There were kitties,
    Darlene as the happy foot
    I still wonder [if] Juliette snuggled
    Sorry, Heather.

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  89. "For the Birds"

    Hang in, Mark. I know I'm chirping.
    There were parakeets,
    Darlene as the loud parakeet.
    I still wonder [if] Juliette flew away.
    Sorry, Heather.

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  90. "Effusive Praise for the Author"

    Thanks so much
    I love reading
    The end of
    What's absolutely the best

    (Small edit to keep the last line from getting clunky.)

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  91. "Cryptic Missive from TWD"

    “Thanks,” the note said,
    “You made me color me the can.
    --TWD”

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  92. Unanswered questions about Billie and Patrick... and Mallena?

    Billie,
    I've never - the unanswered
    I gasped when Patrick, you...
    When it was about
    Mallena

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  93. LOL, Nonei. I love this comment thread very, very much.

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  94. Thanks Nonei! I'm very flattered to be immortalised in comment poetry. Usually nothing is about me. I'm the one who is usually in the corner at parties trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant.

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  95. Mallena, I know the feeling!
    I'm usually doing that and smiling randomly across the room periodically, so hopefully nobody thinks it's because I don't like them.

    And since this is the comment poetry thread:

    Apparently I rescued someone from a Dilemma

    Lori Lee - I couldn't...
    I've been
    on the other
    Thanks Nonei!

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  96. My first attempt at comment poetry. (Punctuation added)


    It's Leoben.
    Was the Who are Leoben?
    I?
    Really I'm red and George...black and outstanding.


    This makes as much sense as that Levon song by Elton John. Levon likes his money, you know.

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  97. Everyone gets a thank you - since this post is pushing (pushing awesome, that is ;) )

    Thomas, my!
    Thank you, and Bellamy.
    At thanks
    For this post is pushing!
    Welcome to the thanks, Happy!

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  98. "On My Journey of Discovery"

    I loved seeing so many parts I haven't
    So, am I still…

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  99. Arguing over the quality of an episode.

    Believe me, this episode, 4 out of 4.
    A shame on you, it's a...
    I have to...
    I can't...
    Yes, I agree.

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  100. "She's still young"

    Tatiana is 21
    It's in her youth…

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  101. Review of a finale with

    Epic finale
    The Amazing season
    Christian didn't this episode
    Alex's death Season 4 doesn't
    Brilliant idea!

    ( tags added ;) )

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  102. oops, trying again...
    Review of a finale with (spoilers)

    Epic finale
    The Amazing season
    Christian didn't (spoiler) this episode
    Alex's death Season 4 doesn't (spoiler)
    Brilliant idea!

    ( tags added ;) )

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  103. I Applaud Anonymous

    Overall, I agree
    Carolyn
    I think this
    is also the P
    sure he was

    And I applaud
    Anonymous

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  104. "Don't Worry, it's a Minor Thing"

    One of the things
    That's a minor snippet
    I don't worry
    If being away

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  105. “Rectify Source”:

    “The second part I…Thank you for”
    “Apologies for…Kinda...”
    “A man finally…You forgot Say”
    “I know this is…Dear Billie, As…”

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  106. Lois Interrupts the Gushing Fanboy

    “Great direction Mallena. I think, indeed - Ed and…”
    “So what?”
    “Gees, Lois!”

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  107. "Should I be glad I'm not a Trekkie?"

    Is it wrong that
    Thank goodness!
    I am no big fan

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  108. Existential crisis

    This
    One
    Is
    I
    think
    One
    Funny....

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  109. Multiple personality

    Jencat,
    That is,
    Chris,
    I have shed
    Billie-
    The War...
    Yes,
    If too many...

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  110. Billie, don't be a hero

    Billie -
    The War Great
    Review
    Yes,
    If too many,
    This one is...

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  111. Dear Chris

    Chris,
    I have shed
    Jencat,
    That is...
    This one is...
    Yes.
    If too many this comment,
    Has Billie..?

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  112. Merry to melancholy

    I think one
    funny...
    Yes,
    if too
    many..
    This one
    is...
    Billie -
    The War!

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  113. "Conversations are Confusing for Stars"

    Kinda of a Billie.
    Re: Logan? Great job, Logan.
    So glad, mister.
    I really like the...
    There goes Aeryn!
    I got a shout, as a non-star.

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  114. Karl was my first, but...

    Really LOVE Karl
    I SO didn't
    This was my first...
    Not the best.

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  115. "A Short Lesson in Identity"

    “Mallena, I'm Heather, you Mallena."
    "Exactly."

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  116. Blue screen

    I always liked
    The big blue great episode
    My DVR missed

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  117. Future plans with Anna thwarted by Billie...

    One day I hope I Mari-(marry) Anna, even

    Shouldn't Billie?

    I saw this was probably
    Extremely

    Billie Doux commented: You're so... Lucy Lane

    (Ok, I cheated w a homophone... :) )

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  118. Agreement is Difficult

    I do think that I struggled a bit.
    Love the photo at--that's good, Mallena.
    Our, we just finished.
    I forgot how much I totally agree.

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  119. Backhanded Compliment

    "It's (a) great review, Logan!"
    "Thank you, Thomas"
    "What a six!"

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  120. This one has some interesting romantic undertones:

    What was the deal on my virginal... okay.
    I've never, I somehow missed.
    It looks like I love, love.

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  121. "The Perils of Online Commentary"

    Personally, the creepy dad had a comment.
    ... Has?
    Mark discusses it.
    Dark, twisted, delightful, I enjoyed.
    Anonymous, yes.

    (Edited for punctuation, and one word removed for flow.)

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  122. the perils
    personally

    the creepy dad
    had a mark
    discusses it...

    dark, twisted
    delightful

    I enjoyed

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  123. lol Anonymous... I didn't realize until after I posted that you beat me to some of the lines...

    I couldn't pass up "dark, twisted, delightful"!

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  124. Paul, Who's
    A true diamond.
    Unsurprisingly!

    Removed “in” from ‘A true diamond in’ and changed/added punctuation.
    ~K~

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  125. Nonei, dark, twisted and delightful go together so well. How can you NOT use them? Online poetry can be such a gift. (OK, now I sound creepy.)
    It's also interesting to see what different people do with the same words.

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  126. I was thinking the same thing re: what other people do with the same words.

    And, in anticipation of the "I was" above popping onto the comments list, a self-referential comment poem:

    I was Nonei
    dark,sitcom style head
    This is the best...

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  127. Lovely Nonei knows best way to get part of one's comments into comment poetry is to start a comment with interesting words. That's what I try to do. (Cue evil laughter). Let's all join in, people. Give the poetic posters here more to work with. I just wish that "head" hadn't been included. Should have said hyjincks instead of head games. Better luck next time.

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  128. Beautiful Billie, maybe it's time to start a new comment poetry thread? This one is getting very long to scroll through. Can all the poetry be saved somewhere? Sectioned into parts? Divided into pages? IDK, you're the queen of organization, here. Comment poetry is a great feature of this site, I enjoy it immensely.

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  129. Mallena, you have a point. But honestly, this comment thread is one of my absolute favorites on the site, and I'm not sure changing it or creating another thread is the answer. It's sort of what it is.

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  130. "Forgetful Mallena"

    Mallena, you have?
    I forgot to, Beautiful Billie, Lovely Nonei.
    I did enjoy David.
    I was thinking [of] Nonei['s] dark sitcom style head.

    This made me giggle.

    Also, I'm going to stop being one of the anonymous now.

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  131. Selena has come to join the party, that's a cool poem. I'll shut up now, and just learn to scroll faster.

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  132. "Everyone's forgetting"

    Selena has
    (be)come forgetful
    Mallena, you have
    forgot(ten)
    to(o)...


    -Apparently my dark sitcom-style head is distracting everyone!

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  133. I call this...

    "Post-Binge Watching Pessimism"

    I just completed…
    Probably the last…
    Fantastic show!

    ~K~

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  134. Unaccepted Apology

    Well, I - Yeah...
    Sorry, I hate-

    Yeah, the apology?
    I'm annoyed.

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  135. Nonei, you beat me to it.

    Although, this is there now too:

    "Geordie was a...another fine two-parter."

    (I removed 'the' from in front of two-parter.) I read it as someone being excited about Geordie's two-partedness. What does it mean? Who knows? It still made me laugh though.

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  136. I'm Sorry For Whatever I Did

    I can't stand Josie.
    My thanks, Anon!
    Hey, Billie! Love [that] there are lots [of] magritte.
    So, thanks for the hey, Morgan!

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  137. "Enough With the @#$*&%# Examples Already, Josie!"

    Can't stand another example…
    I'm sorry for it,
    I can't stand Josie

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  138. Shiny and New episode titles gave us a little poem:
    Or at least, some advice for the Devil

    Everything's Coming Up
    Lucifer
    Better to Reign in Hell

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  139. Such an amazing review - we all agree

    Wow, great review!
    I'm with you!
    Wow that was...

    I have to agree!
    I really liked (it)

    Wow, indeed.

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  140. "Unsure on whether to thank Billie."

    Magritte: Thanks.

    I, too, (sort of) thank Billie!

    I, actually, I think mixed feelings.

    To be honest I, I think Trixie, I am so happy.


    An 's' taken off the end of thank, and 'to' from after happy.

    There's lots of stuttering there, so they must feel bad about it. Personally, I think Billie is awesome and deserves all the thanks.

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  141. Yeah baby, that Aussie Fitz is AWE-some and this gal on Team The Fitz is in the house! (well, once I agree to Tess's demands)


    Put me on Team The Fitz
    What a great Aussie!

    Tess, Yeah,
    I understand

    This particular
    *Raises hand*
    Fitz is in the (house!)

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  142. "Cottonmouth, settle down."

    The term zombies, don't forget-
    Cottonmouth, settle down.
    Luke, I am your Judas bullet.
    I wonder if?
    And I meant to.

    'Had" removed from after Cottonmouth and 'the' removed from before Judas.

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  143. Come slum it with other rich kids, at the Poor Maze, where you get to pretend to be poor but without all that bothersome not having money part (so you still can go out and party).


    I loved it, Tyler!
    What Thomas said.
    Welcome to the Poor Maze.
    First, I think
    I'm going out

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  144. The comments are really poetic today and yesterday... they have two more right now:

    A compliment?

    MUCH better than
    my least favorite
    Great review!

    and

    Too forgiving?

    Diamondback was right
    I meant at this show
    I tend to forgive

    (deleted a couple little words for flow and meaning)

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  145. Just saw this one, it is almost like a real thought said by someone with a very bad focus problem.

    I felt, to be honest, I... I missed Trixie.
    I think the thing, I knew it was Ray.
    So Crowley owns; 'I love Fitz'.

    -Punctuation added for flow.

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  146. Dominic Purcell is Difficult
    (Wentworth Miller, perhaps, is not.)



    I think the thing well.
    I'm Dominic Purcell.
    So I am tired of the--
    Very difficult to--
    I am a bit torn.

    I'm not.

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  147. Rick's gang scared my pug

    To me
    The cage yesterday - my..
    Rick's gang
    My pug was scared


    -and one I'm titling: Please understand, Mallena, I'm new to this woman thing

    Mallena, I just
    When I started
    I'm a man
    and...

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  148. Mallena loves Nonei and her comment poetry and so does her pug. He'd just charm Rick' s gang, though. He does an adorable combat crawl when he wants attention.

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  149. "Defending Doctor Strange"

    In case this movie [was] made by the numbers,
    I felt this was a Marvel!

    All but one of the comments related to the Doctor Strange review, hence the title.

    "'s" removed from after Marvel.

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  150. Look away, magritte. The Thanks is Mine!

    Something else I agree about
    I did not like
    Magritte to look
    At the thanks I needed

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  151. My favorite town... with its naked insights and, now, Cassie

    Hi all you!
    I love this
    I love the
    naked great insight

    Cassie
    you are
    Welcome to the -
    Yes -
    that town

    I love this show

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  152. Cat-facing with Greg leaves me speechless

    This was so-
    I can't.
    This got me

    Greg thanks for
    -I didn't-
    Most of this

    We have cat-faced

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  153. The song that made me grow up

    Katie, I grew up
    While the song
    At the musical
    Was "Out of Curiosity"
    To my surprise

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  154. I titled this
    Mofftiss is a nice thank you gift... (not really, Jasper's better!)

    (Cheated a bit and read the recent comments in reverse order to get this...)


    While I enjoyed
    -I think-
    Mofftiss
    It's...
    I have just Jasper

    made a Wonderfull
    Thank you

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  155. Trying to convince you that liking Lwaxana is not crazy.

    Wasn't crazy, Supernatural.
    You've . . .
    I like Lwaxana, I've always.
    I love this. That there is a sense I watched it.

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  156. A lot from Aussie Tess, but no matter

    There was a lot, Patryk,
    honestly
    I guess it's
    Aussie Tess
    lol

    P.S.
    No matter,
    I love your -- (This comment has [been censored])

    (Yes, I added the last two words... couldn't resist!)

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  157. "An honest admission"

    All true
    In regards to
    My loathing for
    Elissa

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  158. Identity Crisis or Confusion (punctuation changed)

    Thank you all!
    So, Logan...you're sunbunny? - I…
    I totally agree!
    All that.
    There is a Lamounier! This…
    This is really....

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  159. More Confused Love

    Another great Juliette,
    while I like the vampire diaries
    I loved this Panda
    That's Billie
    What? Really?

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  160. Helix

    this is random
    I just started... Helix
    seems like
    I want to believe
    I don't know...

    (shifted Helix up a line to make more sense)

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  161. Either I partied hard or I fell asleep... hard to say

    I hope tha(t)
    I broke down
    and
    Stayed up last…
    yeah

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  162. That Fleur-de-lis
    I thought this
    Nashville
    She could still

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  163. Many people have, have
    Two: oldish and hey.
    The family, wonderful.
    Review! Hear hear!
    Thank *you*.
    (I'm assuming.)

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  164. Superman.
    WTF is a Nordic Sam?
    If you do, thank you.
    I am right there.
    I think I've been--Ah!
    See!
    I!

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  165. Twisted Thoughts

    Fear is
    actually
    thanks
    Billie

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  166. Untitled

    Liked this, Frank
    - and Micro
    And this is why I
    I saw someone
    Thank you.

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  167. Billie Doux as a verb... to (metaphorically) write a love letter?

    That's
    The best episode
    The Mad Max world?
    I Billie Doux

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  168. Prohibition of Guessing

    Patryk, this is the final scene
    People don't let me guess
    Nice review as another short
    I know, weird it was

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  169. Sorry for the...
    Can't help
    I can see Nicole Kidman

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  170. Happy happy
    Nice
    In your
    I was sure
    Loved the
    Wow. So
    WAIT WAIT

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  171. Here's another one.

    Very astute...
    Diaz must for the
    NOT
    I agree
    Olive and Gabriel!...

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  172. I can't
    Too bad I
    ...
    in the
    The scenes
    Micheal
    Just
    The Shadow

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  173. Love hard
    to one thing
    I hear
    what you did

    anyone

    damn
    I... I agree

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  174. I'm... I am amazed!
    That final...
    Yeah, I was.
    Just an FYI -- actually.

    [Edited for punctuation only.]

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  175. It is a genuine pleasure to see a comment by ChrisB here on Doux again. Welcome back. :)

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  176. After I posted my last comment I realized I accidentally made a not-so-flattering comment poetry about myself LOL (one word removed)


    I'll do Nonei
    Really

    That is
    so ... Yikes :)
    Alas, lady

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  177. I call it "Knowledge is Power":

    Yodude,
    I love how
    I really
    ...
    I know alot.

    Unedited.

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  178. Billie, Greg and Deborah

    Billie, if, and one...
    This is credit
    Greg, thank you.
    I have this, Deborah.

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  179. 'We're in agreement'

    Oh, and if
    Solid
    Latin
    I so agree

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  180. 'The Best Gifts' - Punctuation added

    Thanks for
    The Batman
    Wow Billie, what's
    Diane?

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  181. Way too late to
    sincere
    thank you


    I'm pretty sure that's the opening to a Smiths song.

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  182. 'Happy marriage'

    It's really nice
    Sigh...
    My wife, LOL Billie!

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  183. Omg, what
    It was,
    Rowena!

    I want them to greet Rowena like this every single time now

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  184. Sensing a theme:

    I
    Early on I
    I am
    I adore
    I
    Thank you!
    I tend to...

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  185. Title: Well, that went paranoid fast

    Well, not so glad...
    All the totally
    29 episodes
    Programming
    My thoughts

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  186. I was browsing through old ones and realized my first 'comment poetry' post was in 2013! That was like... 3 years ago, right? lol

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  187. Nonei, lol. I started the site in 2004. That was just, like, four or five years ago, right? :)

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  188. Be honest...
    I'm a...
    A most...
    Fantastic...
    Nonei, lol...

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  189. "Misdirection"

    I was Lyla.
    Great, considering Diogo, J.D.
    Yay! :)
    ... Batwoman?

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  190. Magritte, just saw yours... I'm sure you do make a most fantastic Nonei! (but a better Magritte lol)

    I'm naming this one: Conditional Love/Hate
    Love this
    as long as
    very nice

    All of - I loved all
    Hated the note

    (Note: I did skip one comment and am appropriately ashamed)

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