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Ringer: P.S. You're an Idiot

"Will you marry me... again?"

Sorry if these reviews are becoming as predictable as turkey on Thanksgiving, but Ringer rapidly cycles through the same exact problems every damn week. This was another episode in which nothing of huge consequence actually occurred, but ended on a couple of cliffhangers that managed to give the illusion of the complete opposite. Now that I think about it, that's totally this show's routine! The writers flail around the multiple story arcs and tease them out until they're directionless disaster areas, but ensure that each episode is capped by some fake-out plot twist that encourages the audience to tune in the following week, even when we all collectively realize that nothing will actually come of the 'to be continued' shockers. Ringer is all about manipulation, folks, and based on the abysmal numbers it's been getting recently, it seems most people have figured that out.

At the same time, there are people like us, the ones that are for some reason sticking around, clinging onto the hopes that it'll someday improve or, more likely, are just waiting it out until the show's inevitable cancellation in May. I did a double-take earlier when I realized that this was the fifteenth episode of Ringer, and struggled to figure if anything had actually moved forward in the six months that the show has been on the air. Bridget is still hilariously oblivious, Siobhan is still a question mark, and the supporting cast continue to be ciphers circling the drain of mediocrity. It's all crazily disappointing, especially when hopes were so high for this show.

That final revelation about Andrew was just another laborious plot twist that struggles to be convincing. Of course we don't actually know anything about Andrew at this point, every character being so thinly-drawn that it's not entirely implausible for them to be exposed as master criminals, but nothing in his personality ever implied a devious nature. If anything, Andrew was the emotional heart of Ringer, the character least marred by flaws, most rattled by his middle-aged disappointment, determined to set his daughter back on the straight-and-narrow and eager to make a fresh start with his suddenly-sweet wife. It all stinks of the show randomly throwing another game-changer into the pot at the expense of any internal logic. Sure, his orchestration of the Ponzi scheme could be yet another elaborate fake-out, but right now it's a twist that only ensures mass frustration.

It's not only Andrew who suffers as a character here. Only last week Bridget was pledging to somehow wriggle her way out of the 'twin-impersonation' hoodoo, yet here she's initially eager to walk down the aisle with a man that she's done nothing but lie to for the last six months. Similarly, Siobhan changes her entire scheme when she hears about the impending re-nuptials, presumably jealous or bitter over Bridget's ability to form an actual relationship with her husband. But Siobhan is so hard to read and has pretty much only been written as a soapy plot device that absolutely none of her actions make even the slightest lick of sense anymore. Then again, we still don't even know her motivations, so maybe it does all make sense in some twisted way? Eh, who knows?

Ringer is constantly forcing its audience to crawl around in the dark, hoping we'll be distracted by shiny cliffhangers and promo-baiting plot twists, but fails on just about every other level. Last week's episode had a stricter, less erratic script that centered on just one of the numerous subplots currently at work, and it was all the better for it. P.S. You're an Idiot bounced around from Olivia's distrust of Malcolm to Catherine's plot with Mr. Carpenter to Henry's baiting of Bridget, all the way back around to Olivia's shady involvement with somebody named 'Xerxes'.

I liked Ringer when it was about a woman in over her head, the people that wanted said head on a platter, and her zombie sister scheming it up in Paris. It's slowly become this impenetrable mind-screw with a disturbing obsession with Powerpoint presentations, graphs and finance fraud. All great in theory, but about as visually interesting as a box of wigs. Actually, a box of wigs is probably more scintillating than Ringer at this point. Especially if there are some kicky Sydney Bristow ones in there.


- Tell me if I'm being too harsh. That whole review did read like a collection of shrieks, didn't it?

- Is Agent Machado trapped down a well somewhere? Do we need Sting?

- So Catherine was screwing Mr. Carpenter, until she literally screwed him over by pocketing all the cash. Catherine had initial promise as a character, but every single one of her actions over the last couple of episodes has been lacking in anything resembling surprise.


Doctor: Pardon me if this is too forward, but are you worried that your husband is not the father?
Siobhan: I'm worried that he is.

Catherine: If you ever come anywhere near my daughter, this video goes wide. And yes, I've made copies. PS you're an idiot.

Previously posted at Unwelcome Commentary.


  1. "[Ringer is] slowly become this impenetrable mind-screw with a disturbing obsession with Powerpoint presentations, graphs and finance fraud. All great in theory, but about as visually interesting as a box of wigs. Actually, a box of wigs is probably more scintillating than Ringer at this point."

    This is insanely hilarious. I'm not watching the show, so I have no idea if you're being too harsh, but I certainly love your reviews.

  2. No, you´re not being too harsh! This show is just absurd but again, it make laugh out loud because of its silliness. Really good remedy if you´re having a bad day!

  3. Ringer will be airing all new episodes until the finale in mid-April. Surely a sign that the CW just want it out of the way so they can cancel it?

    Really dreadful programme. SMG deserves so much better.

    (and so does Richard Alpert)

  4. I do think the writing is on the wall for Ringer. It has a cool premise and a great star and it could have been a contender, and it's just too bad. I'll be mildly sorry if it is indeed canceled, because we won't have Max's amusing reviews any more. :)

  5. "(and so does Richard Alpert)"

    :) Agree! I keep wishing that, somehow, the writers would find a link between Ringer and Lost so that we could have Richard back instead of agent Machado.

  6. Machado is down the well with little Timmy? Can Spike rescue him?
    Oh, Ringer so much wasted potential..Love the reviews though.

  7. Here's something that's been bothering me for a few weeks now:
    Siobhan's supposed to be about seven months pregnant (it was what, four weeks when the show started?) So how come it doesn't show at all?


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