"You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after."
The Mummy, a (very) loose remake of the classic Boris Karloff horror film of the same name, was released 20 years ago today. To mark the occasion I've decided to a look back at this classic adventure film and explain why it remains my favourite blockbuster of 1999. Yes, I actually rate it higher than
The Matrix. Look, it's great an' all, but does it have a scene where Neo scares away Agent Smith with a cat?
No, it does not, and that's why
The Mummy will always be better.
