Lost Girl: Dark Horse

"First things first, let's kill this mother lover."

Dark Horse! Dark Horse! Dark Horse! It's bad. Like really bad. I'm tempted to go as far as to say that this was not only the worst season finale Lost Girl has done so far, but one of the worst season finales I have ever seen. Parts of it reminded me of Buffy’s fifth season finale, 'The Gift,' just without all the really good bits.

Lost Girl: Origin

“I am so sick of Fae and your blood oath bullshit!”

I’m seriously starting to question why I still watch this show.

Lost Girl: End of a Line

“I was going to say yes!”

This was another so-so episode, with more confusing arc hullabaloo, that was saved at the last minute by that real gut-puncher of a final scene. Did you cry? I sure as hell did.

Lost Girl: Waves

"You wanted to be where the people are."

Oh dear, that wasn’t all that good, was it?

Lost Girl: Destiny's Child

"She's brilliant, he's strong. Her life is short, his life is long. Both loves are pure, both loves are true. If you were I, who would you choose?"

Bo finally decides that enough is enough. She is as sick of how slowly this story arc is progressing as we are and sets out to find out who the hell the Wanderer is once and for all. And she does. I think. To be perfectly honest, this arc has just got too confusing for my puny human brain to take.

Lost Girl: Groundhog Fae

“Oh bitch, I am the naughty list.”

As you can no doubt gather from the unimaginative title, this was Lost Girl’s take on the Billy Murray classic. Not only that, it was also the show’s first full blown Christmas episode (it originally aired in Canada over the festive period).

Lost Girl: La Fae Époque

"Okay, boobs it is."

I didn’t have high hopes for this episodes. At first glance it looked like it was going to be a boring trial episode with Dyson framed for murder and Bo working tirelessly to prove his innocence. We had one of those back in season one and I wasn't keen on reliving the experience.

Lost Girl: Of All the Gin Joints

“Holy high-pitched hangover.”

So Freddie Lounds, who apparently moonlights as an opera singer in her spare time, bursts into the Dal and begs for Bo's help. You brought all this on yourself, Freddie. You play with stylish cannibalistic serial killers, you're gonna get served for dinner. Wait, I'm getting my shows confused. Shame, because that probably would've been a more fun episode than this one.

Lost Girl: Let the Dark Times Roll

"Boring. What's next, are we gonna braid each other's hair? Scissor already!"

To get herself out of unwillingly joining the Dark (or so she believes), Bo and her girls go to a Dark Fae party, which is actual someone’s wedding that the Dark have hijacked. You see, the Dark don't pay for anything. Ever. They wanted a party so they killed the happy couple and took over theirs. Boy, when these guys crash a wedding they really go for it.

Lost Girl: Turn to Stone

"Bo-Bo returns... with bonus features."

Have I mentioned lately how amazing Ksenia Solo is? Well, I'm going do it again because not only is it worth repeating it should be shouted from the rooftops and written in the stars.

Lost Girl: Lovers. Apart

"Hi, I’m Bo. The unaligned Succubus. How are you? Just a couple things about me. I like leather. Having a good time. And, in case you haven’t noticed, I always meddle in things that don’t concern me."

Oh dear god, was this episode dull. It may be early days, but I am confidently going to proclaim this will be the worst episode of season four, maybe even one of the worst episodes of Lost Girl ever.

Lost Girl: Sleeping Beauty School

"Holy Portia DeGeneres Shakira David Lee Roth!"

Now that everyone has their memories back Operation: "Just where the F**k is Bo?" is now in full swing. So where in the world is Carmen Sandiego Ysabeau Dennis?

Lost Girl: In Memoriam

"Oh my."

Well that was an interesting way to start the season.

Lost Girl: Food for Thought

"I'm not liking what I'm seeing. Could it be due to someone you ate?"

If Lost Girl named its episodes the same way Friends did then this one would be called ‘The One Where Kenzi Ate Someone’s Foot’. Yes, our Kenz dined on a bowl of delicious foot soup, and enjoyed every last drop of it. That is, until she found out the secret ingredient was soylent green.

Lost Girl: Dead Lucky

“This really puts the suck in succubus.”

For me, this was the episode where Lost Girl went from "new show I quite like" to "new show I am really starting to love".

Lost Girl: Faetal Attraction

"We're gonna need a safe word."

So you've been rejected (for the first time ever) by that cute wolf boy you really liked. Do you A) curl up on the sofa and consume large amounts of ice cream or B) smash up a car with your bestie, go out for drinks and pick up a couple for a night of steamy rebound sex? I’ll give you three guesses which option Bo goes for.

Lost Girl: Those Who Wander

Tamsin: "You're not like anyone I've ever met in any of my many lifetimes."

Kick ass fights, a gentle giant, wandering mysterious smoke monsters that know only one song, sorority sisters that know way too much about fashion and surgery, and cannibalism that was actually cool instead of icky. This was a fascinating season finale. Since this season has been reviewed round-robin style, we're all going to give our thoughts about this episode.

Lost Girl: Hail, Hale

"Friends, elders, noblemen, shut the hell up and listen!"

‘Hail, Hale’ did everything a good penultimate episode should do; the stakes were raised, secrets were revealed, characters were placed in peril, and the Morrigan looked devilishly fabulous. Was it perfect? Not by a long shot. Was I still left hungry for more? You betcha.

Lost Girl: Adventures in Fae-bysitting

Kenzi: "Book club? Please tell me you're reading Fifty Shades of Grey."

There was a lot of good stuff, some sad stuff, and some mysterious stuff in the continuing saga of what Bo really is and where she came from.

Lost Girl: Delinquents

Kenzi: "This is nature? The Discovery channel led me to believe there would be more green."

So this new Bo is just like old Bo, except with some blue eyed devil moments. Wait, that was old Bo, too. Hmmm, I guess the Dawning did nothing except make her technically more powerful. I kind of feel like that whole Dawning plot-line was kind of pointless now.