by Josie Kafka
After extensive consideration and much debate, Doux Reviews has decided to "doux" a rebrand. That's right: we're changing our site focus to something far more important than the actual content of TV shows.
We are now an all-fan, shipper-only site.
What does that mean? Instead of reviewing The Vampire Diaries, Josie Kafka will spend entire reviews shipping various unexpected pairings. Matt and Ghost Alaric? Call 'em Malaric and say hooray! Billie Doux will focus on dominating the Dean/Castiel shipwars. ChrisB will try to hook up Lady Mary Crowley with Kate Beckett from Castle. And Sunbunny---well, we all know how much she loves Bear, don't we? Can't wait to see where she goes with that!
In today's hard-hitting media climate, rebranding Doux Reviews into a shipper-only site seems the best way to stay on top of the market. From here on out, we will only post squees and giggles. No reviews. No news. Just semi-pornographic obsessions with pairing up various characters regardless of orientation, alive/dead status, or species. We will never again write essays, only listicles and occasional quizzes carefully engineered to help you find your inner shipper. And we will do it all with wild, frightening enthusiasm.
(Also, we hereby forbid any mention of cats. We are now a hamster fansite. It's the wave of the future.)
We welcome your feedback during this time of transition, although of course if you ship the wrong couple, we will call you terrible names and hate you forever.
(In unrelated but far more exciting news, our very own Ben P. Duck has some exciting new developments in the field of Bigfoot Studies to share here.)