Below are all the comment poems we’ve discovered so far. If you find a good one, let us know in the comments!
"Untitled," by ChrisB
Having lived
My favorite
No one has
Eh. Not great.
"The Cannibal," by Billie Doux
Faith: classic.
Buffy: great episode.
I don't (I really) like this episode:
The cannibal!
"Enthusiasm and Regret" by Josie Kafka
Sorry.
About this comment:
Eagerly, finally, never--
Yeah!
Two after six.
I loved this.
Did anyone?
"Spiraling into hatred."
ReplyDeleteI don't...
Better, not...
I thought...
I can't...
I really...
It is just...
I...
I HATED...
This is one of the first ones I've seen where the '...' at the end work too.
"This is my moment! Err, well, maybe not"
ReplyDeleteThis was the moment
I have a
…
I don't
Better not
"Can I?"
ReplyDelete"Hi,...Just
still...
I would...
Can I...
I'm...
Can I just...
I'm..."
Sooze
Stuttered Conversations:
ReplyDeleteCan
Hi... just
Still
I would
Can I
I'm
Can I just
I'm
Gotta love ChrisB (Sorry for the burn, Josie!)
ReplyDeleteGotta love
...Well, I tried a Josie
I just went (and)
Loved...
Excuse me
ChrisB
THE ACTRESS COMES CLEAN
ReplyDeleteAlthough... Honestly, I
A great unknown
Hi. Just maybe...
The actress,
Billie
I am in
ReplyDeleteThe Matrix
Just
I found
Like you
'My Family is an Episode of Outlander'
ReplyDeleteI keep
Lyle's
Barry and
The family
It was an
Outlander
Just
Episode
I'm so fantastic
ReplyDeleteI think
"The Uncertain Braggard"
ReplyDeleteI'm so,
I'm so fantastic…
I think.
Baby M, I love this so much I might cross stitch it onto a pillow :)
ReplyDeleteCrisis is
ReplyDeletea my but
hi binge
maybe I Red Pearl.
"Making the Best of Civil Unrest"
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the storm
The rioting shadows was
Just
Fun
Naming this one: I was literally someone else but you won't believe me
ReplyDeleteIt's so psychic
Ever since
Johnny
I *was* Johnny
with...
Yeah
I...
Possible much. I think the Marc, the late to the many thanks. Thanks Mara.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a title for this one. Suggestions?
ReplyDeleteI cried.
I find it
This
RB - this
RB,
This and
I'm
...
I'm so psychic.
ReplyDeleteThoughts on!
Beat Panda to It
ReplyDeleteI have got a bit
And I fully found
So glad, before Panda
I loved
--
BTW, is this our longest comment section?
Lamounier, this is absolutely our longest comment section. :) It's also my favorite.
ReplyDelete"Romance and Violence in Doux Reviews"
ReplyDeleteI loved
Anonymous
Lamounier
Beat Panda
I have
Got a bit
And I fully
Found
Forgive me,
ReplyDeleteOverall,
When
turnip
I name this one: "I forgot that everyone in the house hates turnips..."
(Untitled)
ReplyDeleteWonderfully it was a hi
Unknown I know this thank you
Wherever I've JBA
"Trek Koan"
ReplyDeleteThe biggest Worf is no one.
Identity Crisis.
ReplyDeleteVictoria,...Baz, you...Josie,...
A lot of...
Ha ha! Me
Also, Mikey...
ReplyDeleteYep, Kat...
I’m...
Mikey...
I fully endorse the above poem
ReplyDeleteDiogo, I...
ReplyDeleteJust came...
Poor...
MMMMM...yes
Presenting our new feature - 'Too Hot for DouxReviews'
DeleteThe fact that the comment that comes immediately after is 'no apologies'... I can't even
Yes, this site needs R-rated comment poetry. :)
ReplyDeletePoor WHO??? That's the question I'm tormented by. Why? Did the 'occurence' hurt them in some way? Are they an unsuspecting spouse waiting at home with dinner on the table?? What's the story there??
ReplyDeleteI always, hopefully.
ReplyDeleteI have no,
this, this, they... you!
I'd!
Agents of Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWell, I liked the MCU
I CANNOT agree with
The biggest I was
(rearranged for flow)
I’ve been wanting for ages to post a Comment Poetry haiku. Finally This is my first:
ReplyDeleteRandall, Totally
This is OMIGOD Deep Space...
I just had...Mikey...
It doesn’t make much sense but which ones do? Also, like my 3 previous Comment Poetry offerings (as Anonymous) I seem obsessed by Mikey.
Best. Comment. Ever.
ReplyDeleteIt was an honor to be had :)
Dammit,
ReplyDeleteI, The Rush...
I GOT SUPER!
(caps added for emphasis.)
You had to read the comments backwards, but it was too fun to pass up, so here goes.
ReplyDeleteWill you
make it?
Will you?
I will!
"Plans for the Weekend"
ReplyDeleteReally…
Going to…
This show…
Fun to see…
I too am…
A Cry for Help in the Comment Section'
ReplyDeleteMikey, I..
A lot of...
Fire...
Message received, Billie! I'm coming to save you!
Here's another one for the pile;
ReplyDeleteI loved this... I liked a Ate, if my crazed maybe WESLEY DID!
Passionate Christianity by magritte
ReplyDeleteI loooove…
Jesus that…
Much…
Maybe…
Better than…
I think…
Unexpected Self-discovery by magritte
ReplyDeleteOh nice,…
So odd…
I'm…
...
Scully
I call this poem, 'Mikey in an undependable boyfriend'
ReplyDeleteI loved onigirli,…
I've...
Wow, Vikaari!
What is Man
ReplyDeleteI sought Man
is
The Amish
Self-love
ReplyDeleteI'm
my favorite
I, too,
was
this whole
I only like Bobs
ReplyDeleteThis is a
Robert
Not a fan
Only Sunbunny signifies
ReplyDeleteGREAT…
I only like…
sunbunny,…
I will miss…
This is a…
Robert…
Okay, it's not Doux Reviews comment poetry, but this was in a N.Y. Times digest that I get in my email.
ReplyDeleteP.S. A hidden haiku from a Times story about Beaujolais wine: “It’s rich, ripe and well / focused, with stony, earthy / raspberry flavors.”
As soon as I read it, I thought of comment poetry.
-paladinteacher
(After accidentally posting this comment to the wrong thread, am re-posting it here, where I'd intended to in the first place. With apologies for my error, and for double-posting by way of correction.)
ReplyDeleteHello.
I've only recently discovered this site and all its reviews and sundry content.
It's a big site, with LOTS of material, as I'm sure you all are aware. And just today, I clicked onto this thread for the first time.
I hope there's enough wiggle room regarding the rules to submit for your consideration the following Episode & Entry Titles Poetry, Shiny and New Sidebar Edition.
- Michael
— — — — — — —
Earth. Air. Water. Fire.
We Light the Way
Reboot Pilot
Series Review
A Hope In Hell
How's It Going to Be
Lock and Key
From recent comments:
ReplyDeleteIt’s fun.
I do bad guys.
Wow
Oops, left out a word. Should read I do love bad guys. Lol
ReplyDeleteI spent a lot of my 20s doing bad guys...
ReplyDeleteI pinned mine down early with a ring but he turned out not so bad...
ReplyDeleteFrom recent comments:
ReplyDeleteWhen I’m
The last one
Seems like
I started.
(Feels like there’s something profound here, but I’m not sure what it is…..)
Ha good!
ReplyDeleteI just hope
Lol, no.
Big big
Uh oh.
Whoa just
The whole
The Gaelic
Just one more?
ReplyDeleteI was,
I’m not.
Some more,
Thanks for.
Miguel, Måge, there,
Buffy’s super fun.
Strange agreement
ReplyDeleteI thought
I agree
How… Strangely
A Problem of Opinion
ReplyDeleteProblematic,
I agree
he hated
rewatching...
They didn’t
'Twas a big gift/Speechless
ReplyDeleteMan alive!
I never
I've
I was
That's
Just saw it.
It's
Thanks.
Apparently I Have Poor Aim
ReplyDeleteI think
Every time
I was
Magritte, I
It's
I missed