The Originals: When the Saints Go Marching In

"What have you done?"
"What I've always done. Followed you into the fire."

And that's all she wrote folks. The fat lady has sung. The Mardi Gras beads have been thrown.

The Originals: The Tale of Two Wolves

"Spoiler alert, dad is the villain and you’re the evil henchman."
"From one very biased perspective."

One left. And I've got the same look in my eye as Hope here.

The Originals: 'Til the Day I Die

"Oh, wow. Are we like totally almost done here? The hours are really inching by like seconds now."

Okay, okay. You caught me. That quote was made up by me.

The Originals: There in the Disappearing Light

"The consequences will be devastating for everyone."

Truer words have never been spoken, Elijah. Too bad everyone hates you and you can't sit with us anymore.
Spoiler Alert: I am not a fan of whatever this is. And I'm choosing to express my bitterness with overlydramatic intensity. Bless.

The Originals: We Have Not Long to Love

"I hate you!"
"I hate me too."

Things are happening.

The Originals: The Kindness of Strangers

“We all make each other miserable.”

What is family for if not for making each other miserable? Especially true for The Mikaelsons. Either busy cutting each other down, building each other up or avenging each other. Never a dull moment.

The Originals: God's Gonna Trouble the Water

"May she sleep with the angels, and I'm sure she'll teach them a thing or two."

As much as I hated the last episode and the circumstances surrounding the death, I cried through a lot of this episode.

The Originals: What, Will, I, Have, Left

"It's a really bad idea, but there may be a way."

If ever I've heard The Originals summed up more perfectly than that quote, I can't remember it. Sometimes desperate hail mary passes are really the only options left. Especially when there are so many ever-changing parts.

The Originals: Don't It Just Break Your Heart

"I'm interested in you because you're the most interesting."

The only words I have are expletives. So many excited expletives.

The Originals: Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

"Psychopath on a mission. No time for chit chat."

Just what a show with witches, vampires, werewolves and hybrids needs...

The Originals: Ne Me Quitte Pas

"I thought I was the only one."

After last week's fiasco, I kept putting off watching this... what a mistake.

The Originals: One Wrong Turn on Bourbon

"My family sacrificed everything to save me. I'm supposed to be worth it."

I wasn't sure I'd make it through the end of this tantrum.

The Originals: Where You Left Your Heart

"Without the benefit of hindsight, how will we know if we're at the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end?"

That was a lot to take in. Even for this show.

The Originals: The Feast of All Sinners

"Maybe this will finally earn us redemption."

The Originals: Voodoo Child

"Let's put a moratorium on the sulking."

I've watched this episode three times since it aired a week ago and I still don't know what to say about it without whining about my disappointment. But I want to get something up before I watch the finale, so here we are.

DISCLAIMER: This is almost the furthest from a rave that a review can get.

The Originals: A Spirit Here That Won't Be Broken

"First, I will break your body. Then, I will break your spirit."

Y'all, maybe I was in a bad mood or something, but this was not easy to watch. Let's just jump into it.

The Originals: Phantomesque

"Lethal thorns, resurrected witches. What could possibly go wrong?"

Don't you love it when a character says exactly what you're thinking? I mean really, why aren't the Mikaelsons planning for more wrong goings at this point?

The Originals: Queen Death

"This is not happening."

Ouch. I have too many feelings.

The Originals: Voodoo in My Blood

"Things tend to get murdery when you're around."

My computer decided to take a cue from the Mikaelsons and betray me by breaking down. As advanced as smart phones have become, writing this review on one has proven to be even less fun than Klaus is when he's cranky.

The Originals: High Water and a Devil's Daughter

"You can't hate someone who you loved for so long."

There comes a time every season that things are happening so quickly and changing so rapidly that I hardly know what to say in these reviews.