Edith: "I think that one day they're going to take all the money that they spend now on war and death..."
When Rygel is kidnapped for ransom, the crew discovers he has a vital component of Moya’s control circuitry in his possession and they are forced to stage a rescue. Meanwhile, Zhaan attempts to help one of the kidnappers detox from a gauntlet weapon that injects the user with a powerful stimulant.
Giles: "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time."
Mick: "I can't close the door on Beth."
Wow, that was unsatisfying. 
“Children are a precious gift. I just like their blood.”
Kirk: "So you're the terrible thing? The murdering monster? The creature?"
Beth: "So where does a vampire take a girl on a date?"
“There’s so much living to do.”
NBC is not airing this episode; it is only available on their Persons Unknown website. It’s not a stand-alone, though—what we learned will definitely be relevant for the two-part season finale to come. For that reason, I’m including a synopsis for those of you who dislike watching TV online. 
While hiding from a Peacekeeper Marauder in a strange debris cloud, Moya is boarded by an alien species intent on completing its reproductive cycle. When the temperature starts rising and Aeryn’s health is threatened, the crew discovers the massive infestation, as well as some uncanny duplicates of themselves.
Eric: "It's not just the blood. You know you have feelings for me."
Last week, I vowed to say three positive things about Persons Unknown. Here we go: First, they totally hooked me with the bait-and-switch. B, I enjoy Irish accents. Lastly, I gave my cat a cardboard box with a bath towel folded neatly in it, and he spent the whole episode looking supercute, right next to my couch.
Willow: "Once again I'm banished to the demon section of the card catalog."
Coraline: "I think Beth is starting to like me. She didn't stab me this time."
‘I, E.T.’ finds Moya’s new crew dealing with a Peacekeeper failsafe device that broadcasts a Leviathan’s location if it somehow manages to escape its control collar. To muffle the signal, Crichton suggests that Moya land on a nearby planet and submerge herself in a bog. The crew must then work together to locate an anesthetic for Moya and to disable the beacon without killing her. Along the way, Crichton inadvertently makes “first contact” with the planet’s natives and finds himself in the unaccustomed role of being the alien interloper.
I was planning to do a single “season post-mortem” for the second season of Warehouse 13, similar to what I put together for Season 1. However, I’ve been jotting down my thoughts for each episode as the season airs and decided it might be better to do two half-season posts. This post covers the first six episodes of Season 2.
Russell: "We want to eat you. After we eat your children. Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?"
Meet Commander John Crichton. Crichton is an Earth astronaut who gets hit by an electromagnetic wave while testing his own theory that it is possible to overcome atmospheric friction and use a planet’s gravity to slingshot away at exponentially higher speeds. Said wave turns out to be a wormhole that hurtles him to the far side of the Universe and deposits him in the middle of an attempted prison break. Much to his and our amazement, he soon finds himself onboard a living ship with a diverse group of hostile aliens who are trying to escape an interstellar “peacekeeper” force. He’s threatened, probed, insulted, beat down several times, and imprisoned, but after discovering he accidentally killed a Peacekeeper commander’s brother, Crichton soon comes to realize that he’s better off joining the escaped prisoners in the uncharted corners of the Universe. And thus begins Farscape ...
“He’ll do anything; he’ll say anything—because he’s not going to want to stop.”
Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
Spock: "For the first time in my life, I was happy."
“At the end of the day, not a lot separates life and death.”
Case: The apparent demise of a mystery man in a silver Cutlass Ciera following a high-speed chase with police.
Moriarty: “Twelve hours to solve my puzzle, Sherlock. Or I'm going to be so naughty.”
Sookie: "If I knew what was best for me, I would have fallen in love with somebody like you."
Josef: "She never came out of it. She got lost somewhere in between."
“Re-integrate yourself into the scenario.” 
Xander: "Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut."
Watson: “Me, Sherlock. In court. On Tuesday. They're giving me an ASBO.”
“Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?”
Scott: "It's a shame for a good Scotsman to admit it, but I'm not up on Milton."
Case: Death of Dr. Ronald Surnow, an aeronautical engineer killed by a top secret experimental jet engine.
Lorena: "What are you?"
“It was a very complicated relationship.”
“This is going to hurt.”
